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Then if Gwyn has Chris' apple, I want his melons!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: haha

Im soooo emotional right now, that songs making me cry with laughing too much and them pix they r lovely :blush:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

awwww lol

Hahahahahaha, oh my, I watched it earlier on and it really made my day :D

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"and you're not going to hump me for 43 days

If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it

then I'll take my cock and vasectimize it ":lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: This video is great!!!

Re: who's the red head?

 

ANYWAY, is that other dude gwyneth's brother? it looks like a male version of her in the red wig!?!?!?!

 

I was thinking the same thing...There was some guy that looked a lot like gwyneth. Who is that fifth person??

 

I didn't know guy could play piano?

 

And yah, so that Baby thing was for the video? I am glad that it wasn't to remind him he had a baby. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Aww that sux

 

Hehe but omg this man can rap lol :lol:

 

This man can do anything, also apples!!! :lol: :lol:

 

 

 

 

Baaaaaah, lame joke! :/

 

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lone_mountain wrote:

 

ANYWAY, is that other dude gwyneth's brother? it looks like a male version of her in the red wig!?!?!?!

 

 

 

 

 

I was thinking the same thing...There was some guy that looked a lot like gwyneth. Who is that fifth person??

 

 

 

for a second I tought she was Gywneth....but with a wig and no make-up!

this is too f'ing funny and sweet! great work! and it sure as hell looks like Gwyneth in the red wig. brilliant song and video!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: hahahahaha it iiiiis soooooooo funny!!!!!!! wow great video!!!!! :cool: they rock!!! :lol:

Re: who's the red head?

 

ANYWAY, is that other dude gwyneth's brother? it looks like a male version of her in the red wig!?!?!?!

 

I was thinking the same thing...There was some guy that looked a lot like gwyneth. Who is that fifth person??

 

I didn't know guy could play piano?

 

And yah, so that Baby thing was for the video? I am glad that it wasn't to remind him he had a baby. :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

I don't think Guy can play piano, he's pretending.

 

The Gwynnie look-a-like in the red wig is Dan, their sound engineer FYI

Damn it!! Spy Mimi is back!! She knows all the news! :o :lol:

:lol: Mwahaha...I've been working hard! :sneaky: :P

 

The guy right at the beginning who introduces them is George Martin (famous Beatles producer) I wonder if he's working on Coldplay's new album!! :stunned:

I don't think Guy can play piano, he's pretending.

 

 

yeah....I have watched the video a lot of time and I saw that!

:lol: Mwahaha...I've been working hard! :sneaky: :P

 

The guy right at the beginning who introduces them is George Martin (famous Beatles producer) I wonder if he's working on Coldplay's new album!! :stunned:

 

May God hear you Mimi ! :stunned:

Oh I had heard that ther person who introduces them was Chris's father. I heard that from another board though. I will stick with your information since you are the expert on Mr. Martin. :lol:

 

btw Mimi....how do you create all your avatars? What programs do you use?

Someone over at Coldplay.com wrote out the lyrics. Chris is fricking hilarious!!! :lol:

 

Sometimes you're happy sometimes you're brown

with your hormones bouncing up and down

sometimes your happy sometimes your sad

its a weird nine months with you I've had

There is shit going down that you can't disguise

when you boobs gone up ten times in size

your cups gone up from an A to D,

its bad for you but its fun for me

Now just because a little rumpy pump

now you're walking round with a great big bump

You might think a bit of french and you should have said non

Or at least you would have made me put a condom on

I think you might find that its really fun

I know its no use unless you make it bun

its something to learn yeah it really is

now you know what that sticky stuff is

I'll be there with you bay through the thin and the thick

I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick

I'll be there to make you happy and keep everything clean

I'll change the nappies through the washing machine

cause I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy I am your baby's daddy

Oh!

Who!

Sometimes you think "what a fool i am

why did I marry this soulful man"

Now a baby's part of my family plan

can it kick me well yes it can

My name's Ken and I've got fleas

do you like being a daddy?

yeah defiantly.

Well I have to warn you although its fun

there are times when you wish you had been a nun

I'll be there with you baby through the thin and the thick

I'm gonna clean up all the poo and the sick

I'll be there to make you happy and I'll bring in the bread

I'll be the nanny you can go out instead

I know that you'll be grumpy that's what everyone says

and you're not going to hump me for 43 days

If you don't want more babies and you cannot disguise it

then I'll take my cock and vasectimize it

cause I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy

sometimes I make you saddy I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy I am your baby's daddy

(beat box)

Mother!

Mother!

I ain't no baddy I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy I am you're baby's daddy

Ho!

break it down now,

she told me to crawl this way bawl this way

she told me to crawl this way bawl this way

she told me to crawl this way bawl this way

she told me to crawl this way bawl this way

 

oh my! that hilarious! hahaha! I could only hear the song but it was still funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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