Saffire

Aww I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you cry! I'm actually sort of embarrassed I started this topic now ;) I had no idea about Alias Day.

Good, glad to hear it! Is there someplace I can get a schedule of when Alias Days are? That way I don't have to be driven mad by it. BTW i love your sig. ;)

Oh my gosh I can't WAIT. I've got so many good CD's to look forward to!

Go to hell. Really. Right now.

I adore Doves and Sub Sub. Delta Tapes is a classic!!! If anyone wants the MP3's just give me a holla.

Seriously. This forum was so much more fun before it became a litterbox for bored losers with too much time on their hands. Before the current batch of characters there was some acid-tripping walrus-avatar goon and all her friends. It's like it never ends. If I want that type of entertainment I can get it from SomethingAwful or icanhascheezburger. I'm Saffire, and I approve this message.

Joe Biden's mouth is like a poop cannon. Bad choice, because it basically negates Obama's Clinton-like ability to be articulate and verbose without actually saying anything of substance. Mark my words: Biden will offend. And he's not going to win Obama any swing-state votes like a more conservative choice would have.

I don't know why the government thinks it can control substances to begin with. There's nothing in the Constitution about that.

Some Michael Stahl-David:

Ok stable heavy elements... I'm not well-versed in particle physics, so I'm wondering a couple of things: 1. Does the fact they're stable mean they would not be radioactive? 2. How is this information useful? I remember reading somewhere that if you put a pinhead's worth of neutron matter on a scale, it would weigh more than an oil tanker. That's quite interesting... perhaps there are hellish weapons humanity can dream up utilizing these new materials!

I remember some older kid named Scott explained it to me on the school bus one day. Actually I figured it out on my own and I told him what I thought it was, and then he confirmed I was right. ;)

Happy Birfday to my fellow South Carolinian! :) Hope you're doing well!

I'd never get a tattoo. It's the libertarian in me... I like that I can change my mind at any moment, with no consequences to my physical state. Also, people without tattoos are impossible to read until you meet them. And if the state ever decides to track me down (because I'm so badass), all they've got to identify me is my general physical appearance, which is fairly common. ;) Come to think of it, I'd like not having a name, either... How cool would that be!? I'm going to go watch the Bourne Identity or something. :D

No idea... I actually still think sex is a little icky. But it's worth it. :P

Oh thank you God for steering this thing away from me. I'm loving this weather.

Yes. I totally respect people who want to have sex for fun, but it's not something I'd ever do.

I should call my doctor... it's been more than four hours!

I know how you feel. Gossip bores me to tears. I don't even have a Facebook or MySpace account! :P

...Oops. :laugh3:

How'd you know!? :rolleyes:

I'm a real gay, but I prefer hanging out with guys and I don't care about gossip. So I guess I'm a social straight? :P

The truth is the media blows it out of proportion. I bet if there was a Martin/Paltrow reality TV show, it would be so boring you'd be drooling like Moses Martin before it was over. :D

You guys remember middle school when girls would make you feel terrible for being a nerd (which is when you're remotely interested in something other than sports)? Then they'd date the biggest loser in your grade and draw little hearts on their notebooks around their first name, coupled with his surname? And while guys were busy making friends, the girls were turning people against each other... segregating the lunchroom tables and turning everything into popularity contests. Turn to the dark side! :D

So today my mom was like, "YOU DO YOUR CHORES" and I'm all like, "NOOOO." It was traumatizing.