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You sum up my feelings exactly. It's going to be like watching God's chosen people among a den of lions. :P

Agreed. I further request a short bus emblazoned with "Team Coldplay" across the side, and "DANGER: CHILDREN" on the front (like on ice cream trucks), which will shuttle us from our hotels/restaurants to the concerts.

I'm jealous dude. I live with three guys and we're the biggest slobs on earth. I clean up about once a month but to have hot women around constantly helping out would be nice... Just be careful cause some sorororororority girls can be a little oddball...my experience, at least.

1) Older than Jonny, he's like 40-something. 2) Yep, he's single...only technically. But he has a fiancee! 3) I don't even know it. 4) Maybe one day if I get my hands on one.

Nope, but I would seriously consider it. In particular changing my last name. I don't think it would be a huge deal to do that honestly.

Gorgeous, Carolyn Marie! You've got an awesome green eye color. RICK8, I was just curious because you've got like a billion posts here.

You ever post a pic of yourself RICK8?

When I first heard that Crest of Waves line I thought, "Gosh that's so irresponsible. You damn hippy." But now I realize it's true. Oh, and Chris said it so much better than that overrated band... what were they called again? ...the Beatles, yeah. "All you need is love, love is all you need". Give me a break. I've always been partial to the lyrics of Clocks, because they're so profound and so simple - "You are" is sort of like acknowledging God exists, and "home, home, where I want you to go" is like going home to life after death. It puts such a positive spin on death and it really helped me cope with my grandfather's passing away a few years back. I'm not a very religious person but I do believe in God and heaven (of some sort).

Are you kidding me? The second I saw that Janet Jackson nipple slip during the Super Bowl halftime I got online and ordered like 8 different nipple rings and scheduled an appointment to get piercings. The FCC should loosen regulations, it's good for business. Sex sells.

In a sense the commercial is really good because it was memorable... it creates an odd image in your mind (a cow in Antarctica) that sticks with you. Now you know that McDonalds and Burger King freeze their beef, while Wendy's doesn't. But I think there are other, smarter ways to get people to remember your commercial. For instance, really good music. Or what about a commercial that's completely silent? That would get people to look up from what they're doing and see the screen. American commercials need to be more gutsy. Show more topless women and hot dudes in speedos like they do in Europe.

I've heard of it, but I never saw it... What fascinates me is how quickly money grows if you save it and invest it... yet most kids either don't realize or don't care. So if you start at 20 and save just $333 a month and invest it at 12% (the average rate of return in most equity markets), you've got an extra $1.2 million at age 50... and you've barely noticed a difference in your lifestyle. Bump up the rate of return to 14% a year and see it become $1.83 million. Here's the fun site where you can mess with the numbers: http://www.moneychimp.com/calculator/compound_interest_calculator.htm Okay everyone can pay attention again, I'm done ranting.

"A fool and his money are soon parted." ^^ this is why advertisers shoot for the lowest common denominator.

Strawberry Swing because of the African strings and tablas... and the awesomely strange lyrics.

I probably shouldn't say this here, but Jonny looks almost exactly like my uncle.

You're in music production, right? Let's start a company, you can help come up with jingles and mix the sounds. I'll direct the commercials and hire good actors. 50/50 profits split.

Advertising would be SUCH an easy business to go into. Most of the commercials already suck anyway, and even the superbowl commercials (which are supposed to be the best) aren't that great either. Political ads are even worse. They're all basically the same or they don't talk about anything substantive. Omg Obama can't answer the 3:00AM phone! I'm scared! What a bunch of horse manure. I should start an advertising agency...

I've noticed that 90% of commercials are anti-male. Usually the guy is fat and ugly and he's sort of dumb, while his beautiful wife helps him accomplish some simple task using this amazing new product she bought... Or the guy gets injured (usually in the privates, cause that's HILARIOUS), and nobody else cares or they laugh. It's very strange to me advertisers can get away with that.

Apple isn't capable of any of this stuff, she's just a kid!

16 year olds aren't allowed to be sexy, it's illegal.

Not if your mother is Judge Judy! ;)

"We've" as in the whole world! I think Japan has like twice as many lawyers per capita as the USA does... for example. Also politicians... God knows the world needs less of those leeches. :P

Aww, don't be lawyers guys! We've got enough of those... Plus you don't have to do surgery to be a doctor. Check out House on TV, he's a diagnostician. Those dudes make a ton of money just figuring out what's wrong with people.

Walk up to him and tell him you want to quit smoking and you'd like someone to join you because you know it'll be hard. Tell him that unless he tries quitting with you, you probably can't do it because you need someone to keep you honest (same with him). He'll see that you're health conscious and think it's a noble thing and he might offer to help. Then once you're seeing each other on a regular basis and talking about your progress, you can ask to see if he's been smoking lately - and you kiss him to see if you can tell. Tune in next time when I explain how to get into a supermodel's britches.

You'll make a good employee one day. ;)

Haha, good point. There was a song about this a while ago: http://www.lyricsdownload.com/bloodhound-gang-aint-nothing-but-mammals-lyrics.html