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If I jumped all over everything I read that tickled my tits, I'd be dead. It's just sad, that's all. Alright, alright, I'll wash my vagina. But not because I'm squeezing kids out of there. Sorry, guys.

I made a phone call to your mom asking her for sex last night. Bush's mom showed up instead. What a big disapointment.

Well that's depressingly ironic.

Bumpage. There's got to be other fans out there. Right???

I think guys should get their cocks rammed into door frames once a week just to make their brains work. That's what I think. And preferably the men who wrote that article.

Let's all kill James Frey then! He lied in his "memoir" A Million Little Pieces! Does this allow athiests to kill people who preach the Bible, if they believe it's all lies? Why don't people go burn houses in DC or blow things up if this Administration made lies about certain things? Hey, while we're at it, we can attack Michael Moore, the Scientologists, Fox News, and those dickheads who told me Fargo was real and I realized that NO ONE WAS EVER GROUND UP BY A WOOD CHIPPER. EVER. Maybe. Why don't we all do that? Oh yeah, that's right. BECAUSE WE'RE CIVIL, THOUGHTFUL, FREE THINKING, RESPECTFUL HUMAN BEINGS. Oh my god I'm going to go bang my head against a wall 10 times and then draw up a comic strip that says that my mom is the second coming of Christ, tell everyone its' the truth, and get strung up because a few radicals can't learn to control themselves. :\

You guys are the most amazing people, believe me, the boys will be proud.:)

BONO ARRIVES IN AFRICA Rock activist BONO began a ten-day tour of Africa today (16MAY06), where he plans to examine the achievements of his Make Poverty History campaign. The U2 frontman intends to highlight the progress the continent is making in the treatment of HIV and AIDS as well as unveiling new plans to unite developing nation Lesotho's textile industry with US clothing giant Gap, to allow citizens to work their way out of poverty. The Apparel Lesotho Alliance to Fight AIDS (ALAFA) project will give textile workers free and unlimited access to drug therapy and HIV/AIDS treatment. Arriving in Lesotho capital Maseru, Bono said, "In a small African country the three issues - debt, aid and trade - come together in an unholy trinity. "It's an important moment because what you see here and the reason why we have people with us, we're attempting to gang up on the continent's problems from many angles. It's a swarm of bees." JAMIE DRUMMOND, executive director of Bono's advocacy group Debt Aids Trade Africa (DATA), says, "We're going to look at foreign assistance working on the ground in Africa and see what is working and what is not. "Effective aid backing good African leadership can get results, so let's do more of it. Why would you not do more of it? "The timing of this is extremely important, not just because you can see all the results on the ground, but because at this very moment top policymakers in all of the G8 countries are looking at whether they can afford to keep their promises - whether in Germany, Canada, Italy, or France, and above all in the US Congress." Gap has also pledged 50 per cent of profits from the sale of products launched in conjunction with Bono's RED initiative, to Africa's AIDS fund. may 16, 2006 What a great man :heart:

Boycotting Tom Cruise, will never see it as long as he continues to exist on this earth. But it does make me sad because Hoffman is one of my favorite actors ever. Boo. No fair.

:( And I missed them on their last tour too. Damnit.

LIZ! YES! I frickin' LOVE the Office and Jim is sooooo adorable. Did you catch the finale, wasn't that AMAZING? And very hot? :wink3: heh. Jim and Pam forever! He's such a cutie... :blush:

i pity the faith people have in themselfs if one movie could change it or provoke it.. Wow, AMEN to that (no pun intended... ok ok that pun WAS intended). It's sad what the world is coming to, where a comic strip inspires riots. A movie inspires riots. What next? A song? What about a book? I'd love to see Mein Kempf come out in this day and age. I wonder if Hitler would have risen to power THEN. It's amazing that people are actually relying on popular culture to feel validated about something, and it's shocking that in this case it's something as private as religion. Who cares if people have very deep, very powerful religious beliefs? Then suck it up, damn it. It's just a fucking movie. Who ever said the Bible was the truth? No one except you. Who's going to tell you this movie is the absolute truth? No one but you. Take it or leave it, it's nothing to get your panties in a twist about. I like how people don't go nuts when people mock nuns, or munks in movies. That could be insulting and cruel, but no one flips about that. It's so selective. I can't wait to see this movie, personally... I love me some Tom Hanks. Who gives a shit about religion? All I care about is Tom Hanks.

NICE. *reppage*:cool: :lol: Fook. I missed mah home-boy g Selleck. Oh well. Chucky wasn't hot, so I don't like Chucky. Fuck you Chucky don't come back. I want Selleck back, this place isn't sexy anymore.:cry:

I haven't done anything that crazy, at least not as a result of alcohol or drugs or anything. I did attempt pole dancing in a crowded Parisian subway. No wonder they hate us Americans. And um. Yeah. That's the only semi-wild thing I've ever attempted to do in public.

Awww, poor ickle Paulie... :( :P I hate stalker pics, really, I always prefer ones where they're either consenting at a photoshoot, on stage, or with fans. But hell.... I won't deny I don't save them... LOL! Would I do that? Nah. :uhoh: Or would I???

Awesome! I want one! LOL! The irony would to be wearing that when it actually DOES stop snowing. People would freak out... :uhoh: Anyways uhm.... 'For you, I bleed myself dry' is a great one, a bit emo though. I used to have that in my profile about 4 years ago, all my friends (who didn't know who the hell Coldplay was at the time, haha) would IM me and be all "omg don't cut yourseld Danielle!" Silly kids.

I am a total photo freak. When I go to shows I usually go into another zone, where all I do is scream, sing and take pictures. Really, I got trouble at my Coldplay show for taking so many pictures and videos (and I kept doing it after Security yelled at me for it, they can suck my non existant dick). Don't worry, I will take LOTS of pictures!

Congrats!!! :D (Love the quote from 'Roland' in your sig, by the way. Frickin' kick ass... I just had to put it on heh)

Wow. Nothing In My (?I thought it was Your? All my old versions have it that way...) Way has changed a lot from the way I remember it (I only have old '05 boots the feature it). Probably my favorite of their new songs so far. What a great melody... Alright. I promise I'm done spamming this thread with my randomness.

^Definately. I'm gonna buy a gun and start a war, if you can tell me something worth fightin' for. First line I ever related to.

OMG. *repeats mantra* I will not download the new songs. I will not download the new songs.... I will not... I will.... not.... Oh noooo..... Maybe just the ones I already know... :bigcry:

Less than one month and I see them!!! I'm so excited, especially since I'm going to wait outside the venue from 1pm until showtime. I'm praying that I "bump into" one or more of the guys...!!! And to top that off, I highly suspect I might score myself a front row spot... :wink3: I am soooooo excited!!!

If the very limited amount of presale tickets is sold out, tickets should be available for purchase from Ticketmaster on the 19th of May Idiots who handle this... they damn well better be on sale on Friday, or I'm going to go on a killing spree. That is not an empty threat, by the way.

That presale was fucking retarded, what a joke. Well, I'm going no matter what. It's my "End Of The Shittiest Year Ever: Junior Year" gift from my parents (who are more happy than ME that it's done). My dad's making me take him with me.... he is SO obsessed with Keane. It's actually kind of cute :nice: He sings Bend and Break all the time, and never gets the words right. loool. The Strangers DVD is awesome, I'm going to watch it tonight and be bitter about the shitty handling of the presale. They didn't put any on sale for Boston or NYC, because my mom kept refreshing it and right at 1:02 the thing popped up, and it said "SOLD OUT". It's all fake hype, I'm convinced there were no tickets. Absolutely horrible how tickets are being handled lately. Fucked out of Radiohead, might get fucked out of Keane. Fuckers!!!! :lol: