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It's the best I've found - check it out. You can preview some of the cards here. I've signed up cos I think they're brilliant! :smug: http://www.jacquielawson.com/membership.asp

Brilliant work Kettercat!!! :D :D :D :D Congratulations!! :D :D :D :D

Well? Any terrible things happen to anyone today? I think I escaped - so far - still 6 hours to go before tomorrow, though ....... :/

Here's my latest - I was bored at work this morning so I wrote this: ODE TO A PRIMADONNA COPIER (with a funny squeaky noise) A grand and exotic machine she may be, Whose skills only stop short at making the tea, A finely-tuned thoroughbred, top of her class, You can tell by the platen – such high-polished glass! Quietly purring, she waits for commands; Usually biddable, unless our demands Become too overwhelming for such pedigree, Then sparks fly! Oh, my, what a temper has she! It has sometimes been known, when her feelings are bruised, That she’ll stop altogether – all requests are refused. The engineer’s called, and with his toolkit, arrives (At no little expense!) to probe her insides. Cajoled and persuaded, ruffled feathers are smoothed, She resumes normal service, her spirit now soothed. And as things settle down to business again, We smile at each other; our relief is quite plain. But, oh, hear my warning, and make sure well you heed For complacency’s foolish and can be costly, indeed. I must whisper this to you, lest she overhears, So come, come up closer – friends, lend me your ears. For when I was with her a moment ago One black-and-white copy I asked for, you know. No problem, the print was quite perfect and clear, But I thought – am I mistook? There’s a birdie in here … ! So another copy I took (oh, so compliant was she), And I am quite certain, no mistake can there be, That either she’s ailing (a bearing, no doubt), Or a blackbird’s inside, just trying to get out! I will leave it with you to decide for yourself If my theory is sound, or should be left on the shelf. But my conscience is clear; my duty is done, I’ll be off to my lunch soon, to sit in the sun. Then while I’m upstairs I will solemnly pray That the problem’s resolved with no invoice to pay. And whether an ailment or a blackbird (or four!), Let’s hope she’s soon well again, purring once more! :D

When I was little we lived in an old house with an outside loo which was always full of huge spiders. I was scared, so I used to take my dog in there with me and she'd eat up any spider that moved ..... :o :D :smug:

Chilean wine's nice. But probably the reason for my insomnia. I dunno. I go to sleep - out like a light. But wake up 4 hrs later, like :o wide awake. So hello all you ppl who are around at 5.00 am UK time :angry:

George showed me that. Have you seen the Patrick Moore one???? Patrick Moore plays the Xylophone :D

Yay! :D

Bush ...... (make of gramophone)

*jumps about* :D

:o aww, bad luck. You need broadband ;)

Hi!! :D Well, I think Coldplay's the best, and so this board is the best (who would DARE dispute THAT?) and so ........ what's there to feel guilty about? :huh: :P

oops lol :rolleyes: :D

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Back to topic ..... cheaters = cats Cat :P

Hello :D

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Yay! Free speech and Coldplay rule the world! I love you Coldplay! Deserving winners! :P :D

definitely something biological - maybe a section through a Martian's lung or somthin'? Alvioli?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Life is strange :D

Mine's got stuck in the bloody :/ door mechanism once too often and has now got patches of grease on it - which (yes, you've guessed it) transfers itself to my best work clothes. It sucks. So now I'm driving against the law because I'm not able to wear my belt because it makes my best suit dirty. D'ya think the law will understand? :huh:

:lol: :lol: :lol: ha ha ha

I can't eat a whole Mars bar without feeling sick

Well I've always said there's a limit to what you can take off - but no limit to how many clothes you put on :lol: