Professor Peedston

Yeah seriously. :lol: It's almost endearingly lame. They obviously know it too. "This game is stupid. Send it to your friends!"

The Beach Boys - "In the Back of My Mind"

Those stupid Philadelphia Eagles may have broken my heart three years in a row, but that won't stop me from getting my hopes up again! And what better way to start doing so than by attending the first preseason game at the Linc tomorrow night. I can see in person the first game in Philadelphia for Terrell Owens and Javon Kearse! WOOOO!!! Anyway, uh... who else is excited, even if the regular season is still a month away? (people who don't like American Football need not waste your time or mine by posting in here. I stay out of your soccer/football threads. :P )

You gals need a glass of water?

First things first, tell him to buy a big chart that has every chord known to mankind, or a book or something. I've been playing guitar for years and piano for even longer and I still find myself looking up the more obscure variations every now and then.

There's no 'u', Peed! :angry: I took a creative liberty because there's no car called a "Lexis." I'll make sure it never happens again. :sick:

Squirrels are outstanding. :lol: I have to see if I can find some more pictures to amuse myself.

I doubt he's even the horniest man in this thread. :P But uh... yeah, the Minogues are certainly a coupla cuties.

HAHAHA!!! That one kid is totally taking down Jesus.

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not "fresh ass-breath" "fresh-ass breath" :P

For all you non-Americans: this man is not representative of us as a whole. YA GOTTA BELIEVE ME!

Sometimes I want to use stupid pick-up lines like that just for the irony (if intentionally looking like a huge asshole when I'm not one can be considered irony), but I'm always too afraid that everyone will think I'm being serious. :rolleyes:

I'm almost positive it's just in my head. But I'm stupid and obsessive-compulsive with things like that. :rolleyes:

a lexus on fire?

I always get really paranoid when I hear about things like that, thinking that I might have bad breath too and I don't even know it. I mean... nobody's told me to start chewing gum or anything... but nobody's saying my breath smells good either. :uhoh2:

:lol: ahh the wonders of the internet. an infinite amount of knowledge and wisdom at our fingertips.

:lol: A 1960's car that runs on animal feces and used diapers? Ugh... I just made myself disgusted again. :rolleyes:

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Our church is so much cooler than Mary's church and Paul's church and all those other lame churches.

"Is there an angel missing from heaven? 'Cause you've got nice cans." :wink3: All right, I stole that from Futurama, I admit it. :dozey:

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! :dozey:

That's how you do it! Let's all post random pictures from google image search now.

Drexel University (Philadelphia, PA). The paintings are all currently scattered throughout the library, i'ts a bit unsettling sometimes. :lol: