The Faceman

Wham! - Club Tropicana

The 250,000 box has just gone on deal or no deal. Not a crisp related matter I know, but any Noel Edmonds related post has got to be the highest priority.

Chesney Hawkes - I am the one and only

Rib n' saucy arent too bad either. Not a fan of the new cheesey flavour like.

Wotsits don't impress me. You have to get your finger in your mouth and get it out of your teeth once you've polished a bag off.

Well make sure you do, be quick. I'm sure that he's bedding a yong lady as we speak.

special needs maybe

Well if you want the complete package then look no futrter lol. Although I do remember Sam Malone being a bit of a player in cheers. I'm sure he'd be willing to oblidge.

Well I'm sure that he'll get one eventually.

Well said my dear, although lets face it. I'm sure if a man has some good oral skills that can make up for a lack of size.

I dont want one, why would I? I think Chucky was saying why should sniggerribbers or whatever he's called get one. That's the moral of the story for this thread I believe.

Not when you've got a chopper as big as mine it doesn't.

Why? were mearly stating our own personal opinions. I'm not a Gwyn fan personally. To be fair, she must be a bitch. Look at the ammount of blokes that dumped her before she turned to Chris "plan B" Martin.

Coldplay keeps my gnashers sparkling fresh. Do amy other coldplayers use anything different? are you a McLeans man? does Dr Best do it for you? answers on a postcard marked "Sams denture challenge" to the usual address.

I have to agree with Sam on this one, she's a bit too thin for The Facemans tastes.

UPDATE: James Blunt is still a nob head, just in case anyone didn't know.

I'll start worryng about settling down when I start to lose my looks. It should be a while off yet.

The Faceman has no time for love. Only amateurs are weak enough to settle down with one woman.

SPACE RAIDERS UPDATE: I was in the local shop yesterday buying a paper and some cherry coke and what did I find? 3, count them 3 varietys of space raiders. There was your bog-standard pickled onion, a spicy variety and also beef. Have any other crisp fans come across this veritable treasure trove of maize based snacks? The Faceman, as ever, awaits your response.

Yeah I like to see Turkey lose, I dont think many people like them.

The Faceman concurs with your hypothesis. World in motion is indeed the greatest football song of all time. On the ball is shit in comparison.

Indeed, that does worry The Faceman. Although I have set it as my ringtone and I'm a man who hates ringtones. It just felt like the right thing to do though.

Bring back world in motion. And the true masta' garage MC John Barnes.