DoogieJ

yeah its weird, cos my eyes are blue LOL, i noticed they looked green too...but i assure you they arent....and John Lemon is funny so 9 :P

omg pat Sharp $$$ FUN HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10

bah i wanna know now :P

how?

insightful Amanda :D

> > > Two fish swim into a concrete wall. > > > > One turns to the other and says "dam" > > > > ********** > > > > Two peanuts walk into a bar > > > > One was a salted. > > > > ********** > > > > A jump-lead walks into a bar. > > > > The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything." > > > > ********** > > > > A sandwich walks into a bar. > > > > The barman says, "Sorry we don't serve food in here." > > > > ********** > > > > > > A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and > > says: > > > > "A beer please, and one for the road." > > > > ********** > > > > Two aerials meet on a roof, fall in love get married. > > > > The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was brilliant. > > > > ********* > > > > Two cannibals are eating a clown. > > > > One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?" > > > > ********** > > > > "Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home'." > > > > "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." > > > > "Is it common?" > > > > "It's not unusual." > > > > ********** > > > > Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to > > Dolly > > > > "I was artificially inseminated this morning." > > > > "I don't believe you," said Dolly. > > > > "It's true, no bull!" > > > > ********** > > > > Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. > > > > One says, "I've lost my electron." > > > > The other says, "Are you sure?" > > > > The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..." > > > > ********** > > > > DejaMoo: The feeling that you've heard this bullsh#tbefore > > > > ********** > > > > A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, > > > > "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him? " > > > > "Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" > > > > So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his > > teeth. > > > > Finally, he says "I'm going to have to put him down." > > > > "What?Because he's cross-eyed?" > > > > "No, because he's really heavy" > > > > ********** > > > > I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I > > couldn't > > find any. > > > > ********** > > > > I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that > > > > he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. > > > > And he said, 'no, the steaks are too high.' > > > > ********** > > > > My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. > > > > He was pulled in by a strong currant. > > > > ********* > > > > Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van > > > > covered with nuts & hundreds and thousands. > > > > Police say that he topped himself. > > > > ********** > > > > What do you call a fish with no eyes? > > > > A fsh > > > > ********** > > > > Two fish are in a tank > > > > One says to the other "I'll man the guns, you drive" > >

Starlight Express, you must confess, are you real? yes or no? Starlight Express answer me yes, I really need to know.

la singe est dans l'arbre

Family guy rules, isnt on as much as id like in UK, sometimes on Sky one, but i always miss it....the episode with Death and playing a round of golf on his wedding anniversary cracked me up....and when they go to a British pub and assume its a gay bar rofl :)

well technically its Great Britain, so we gotta cheer for those Scots, Welsh and Northern irish type people too :( Only real chance I see for a medal is Paula Ratcliffe in the marathon tho...see how we do...GB funding for athletics is seriously short compared to other countries (aka Australia) so we always fail due to the half-hearted attitude of our government.

me today

If you're not interested in politics why do you lot post in a forum that has politics blatently in the topic? No offence intended, but this was meant as a fun politics quiz for those who care...those who don't care and decide to just troll the post, ask yourselves why you even clicked it.

you guys may like it, but I have to live with him everyday...yesterday he ran past my room waving his arms shouting "LEMUR LEMUR LEMUR!!" I ask you...WHY??? :lol:

http://www.politicalcompass.org/ This is a quiz that will show you where your views stand, I was surprised, always thought myself to be a right wing person, never voted Labour, but it turns out im a slight socialist with liberal tendencies heh... Economic Left/Right: -1.75 Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -0.56

Liverpool fans love Baros too if he can play like that when he gets back to Liverpool :) GOOO CZECH!!!!

WHAT HAPPENED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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ooooo ive just worked out why its called what its called lol

dude, you don't tell him you're breezy, that totally negates the breezy :) ahh Friends :)

http://personal.baker.edu/web2/cdavis09/roses.html Took me about 10 minutes to do it....means I'm thick then lol

Henmania if not him gooo Goran!!!!! :D

GO CZECH REPUBLIC THE ENGLISH NATION WANT YOU TO WIN!!!!!

when you're old enough to remember 1990, 1996, 1998 then you get used to it, I turned to Hicksy and said we'd lose on penalties, and we bloody did....whenever it really matters England gets screwed over in tournaments, from a podgy Argy handling the ball into the net in 1986, to a penalty shoot out in 1990, to Gazza missing a golden goal by millimeters then losing on penalties to the krauts in 1996, to Sol having a disallowed goal in 1998 that would've won it on golden goal then being knocked out on penalties by the argys, to a freak free kick in 2002 by a buck toothed brazilian that no way on earth he meant, to this where a completely fair winning goal is disallowed, then we fight back only to lose on penalties cos Beckham's penalty was taken on a fucked up penalty spot that everyone else stamped down after seeing what happened. It's English, you get used to it...stuff like this happens.

whats a hum hm?

Damn post the pictures you tard :P