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Bullshit, I've seen people playing guitar with their freaking FEET! He can do it, he just has to practise really hard to get his inured hand moving, even with a stiff hand one can play the guitar, you just have to find ways to make it work!

LOL I like dorks, they're my favourite kind of people :wacky: Okay I really don't know anything about her, but from what I've gathered she seems like still a ground-to-earth person since she hasn't been in the showbiz for that long. Kinda when Coldplay was her age, they were (and still are thank god) normal people. So I think hanging out with her (from Chris' perspective) must feel like he's talking to his younger self when everything was still totally exciting and new.

don't worry it's just a urban-dictionary entry with a description that explains a fucked up video.

Yeah I understand :nod: Imagine Guy doing weird little video snippets of his bandmates without them noticing HAHA :lol:

I love how everyone is saying things like:" they need to do that/they need to do this! It would be really helpful for them to blahhh" Maybe they hate hiatus' and think it's a waste of time? Maybe they're totally over everything they've ever done and do something really weird which we all gonna hate? Who the hell knows and cares until it's actually time until we hear new songs from them? Speculation threads are funny and all, but sometimes they get ridiculous lol

Oh yeah, that one. But I dunno man, what is worse, killing an adult or a baby? I think we should settle on they're equally horrifying maybe...

I don't know if there's anything worse than that out there, so basically everything else you're gonna read on here is a piece of cake in comparison :surprised:

I agree with everything AHAHAHAH very well :nod::nod::nod:

LOL I knew there'd be some sick person who'd wanna know about this :wacko: Alright, spoiler because of reasons:

YAY ME!

that moment was freaking hilarious HAHAHA :lol: But the GIF maker forgot to include the tiny, schoolboy-like "ok" Chris mumbled when he got yelled at LMAO

Well if they're heading for the Parachutes-esque style they just need to get rid of all the expensive fancy schmancy effect laden production stuff and throw all of their lazer harps and whatever the frick they've else got out of the window :wacko:

He's talking to another human being, woooaaaahhh!!

My thoughts: It's because you're female and you're supposed to be attractive to men, that's why you're called sweetie or darling because it's cute and shall make you feel adored. You don't get called sweetie or darling as a man because these words are not manly enough and you are not supposed to be cute, you are supposed to be strong, independend and grown-up. And since there are no abbreviated versions of these words, you just don't get these nicknames like women do. Everytime someone gives me such a nickname I rage a little bit inside, but since the persons who call me that don't meant any harm I can't really be mad at them. Genders suck, I wish we'd all be like snails who can be fe(male) at the same time :I

Two years ago I was alone at home, everyone else was partying and I had to clean up shit and vomit from my dog who feared the fireworks. I think everything else is socially acceptable except FUCKING THIS

I need to poo but I'm too lazy to get up :C

Hello! I'm interested in basically anything Coldplay related, recently even more so in vinyls. I'd like to know what you've got! :dance:

Happy New Year y'all! Just came back from an epic firework show, and had to walk back home through thick fog and very little sight LOL.

Am I the only one that feels really uncomfortable reading the bits about Chris? It seems to me that I'm reading really personal things that are not supposed to be read :I yeah, also that.

I just LOLed at my computer screen, like actually, laughed out loud, at it. :| That was totally not embarrassing at all *cough* anyways...

THANK YOU VERY FUCKING MUCH FOR THESE :drunk: :laugh3::lol::laugh3:!!!! Well let's just say, I know that feeling and I really appreciate your obsession :wacky:

OHHH I LIKE THIS THREAD ALREADY :wideeyed: *googles it* *sees a post where someone asks what this is about* *reads the answers* I'm glad I didn't see this one. I can't handle animal abuse videos :sad2: The worst thing I've ever seen was on a fucked up reddit thread concerning the exact same topic your thread has LOL. It said "the worst picture on the internet" and I scrolled down and clicked on a few posts showing mangled corpses and all the like. So basic gore/shock sites material. But then there was a picture involving a baby and I'll stop right here... (unless you really really really wanna know I'll tell you in a second post in a spoiler) that picture was truly... well I actually felt goosebumps (the bad kind) when I saw it. Although videos about people torturing animals gets me most. Any other video or picture or whatever about humans doing shit to other humans I can tolerate, but when there is an animal involved I lose my shit and wanna feed this person to a lion :saw: