LOLDPLAY INCOMING :awesome:
Cop: "Excuse me sir"
Chris: *Rolls down the car window* "Officer?"
Cop: "You just ran over 7 people with your car"
Chris: "Are you sure?"
Cop: "There's blood all over your windshield sir"
Chris: "Oh. No, that's dirt."
Cop: "Yeahhh.. exit the car, hands above your head."
Chris: "Alright." *steps out of the car, takes the sunglasses and hat off*
Cop: "Okay now gi-HOLY MOLY"
Chris: "Is anything wrong officer?"
Cop: :stunned: "I have to arrest you for uh... what arE YOU DOING"
Chris: "I'm just taking off my shirt, I'm feeling rather hot right now."
Cop: "Jesus" :wideeyed:
Chris: "You see, there were these flashing lights in front of my car and I thought they were Aliens, and you know how Aliens always want to harm us and kill everything so I had to fight them, right? So I-"
Cop: "Yeah yeah, I have to arrest you now, and uhh.. bring you somewhere where you are save from these Paparazzi" :nod:
Chris: "Aliens"
Cop: "Aliens yes" :nod: