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Batman

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  1. *googles GERMANY GLASSES*
  2. Шестьдесят четыре тысячи четыреста пятьдесят четыре
  3. You know that my post was intended to be a joke, right? :|
  4. HAHAH artist's minds alike, I use these songs for the exact reasons: DRAWING. They're not distracting but very nice to listen to to. Also, thanks :wacky:
  5. ^ bored much? Vierundsechzigtausendvierhunderteinundfünfzig
  6. [video=youtube;WoHxoz_0ykI] [video=youtube;CtP8VABF5pk]
  7. ^ lele u show offs I have some generic mellow cloud picture on it :|
  8. That's because Will's too mature for that shit and FANKS
  9. Band: "Goddammit Phil!" Phil: "What?" :blush: Band: "What the hell is this!" Phil: "Mail!" :blush: Band: "NOOOO, PHIL?" Phil: "okay so mabye this is fanmail" :uhoh: Band: "What was that, Phil? WE CAN'T UNDERSTAND YOU" Phil: "okay OKAY it's fanmail! LOOK, BEFO-" Band: "NO" Phil: "But-" Band: "NO" Phil: "..." Band: "NO" Phil: "I DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING" Band: "Phil, this is not okay. You can't just use our trusty fanbase to send expensive letters to you." Phil: "They're not expensive!" :angry: Band: *picks up random letter* "This one is from freaking antarctica! Look how much that stamp costed! AND IT COMES FROM A 12 YEAR OLD GIRL WTF PHIL" Guy: "Look she even drew hearts on it... with pink cheeks." Phil: "Yeah because she likes me" :charming: Chris: "SHE'S 12 PHIL" Jonny: "Jennifer Lawrence is 24 Chris" :| Chris: "wTF Jonny what does this have to do with Phil's fanmail?!" Jonny: "Oh I'm just sAYING" :shifty: Chris: "At least she's not still a child like Guy's Girlfriend" Guy: "OI" :angry: Phil: "Okay, while you're fighting I'll continue reading my lovely FANMAIL that you all didn't GET because I GOT ALL OF IT, because I'M AWESOME." :awesome:
  10. ^ n'aw thanks for all the nice words :wacky: Why are my Loldplays always so freaking pervy hahahaha :|
  11. While you're getting him^ from Canada, iPsy, just come get me from Germany shortly after that so we can go with you HAHAHA
  12. Enough. This is not enough.
  13. Batman replied to Batman's topic in The Lounge
    ^ :wideeyed: We ALL need some of these HAHAHAH
  14. [video=youtube;bUv8GPs65mI]
  15. [video=youtube;1FhRwOKuBcg] [video=youtube;jgnP5t_yDD4]
  16. Interviewer: "Are you sure you want to uh.. stay down there during the interview?" Chris: "Yup" Will: "Chris..." Interviewer: "But then people won't see your face!" Chris: "Ya okay how about this?" *only lifts eyes over the table* Interviewer: :\ "Well erm.." Will: "Chris get up." Chris: "No it's alright down here." Will: *whispers* "Chris what the fuck is the problem with you" Chris: *whispers back* "I just noticed something REALLY embarrassing" Will: "Like what?!" Chris: "Like .. a stain?" Will: "There are always fucking stains on your shirts!" Chris: "Who says it's on the shirt :|" Will: ":|" Chris: ":|" Will: "Well your pants are black so how bad can it be?" Chris: "Who said the stain is dark?" Will: ":|" Chris: ":|" Will: "Is this stain in any way related to why Jonny is late for this interview cHRIS" Chris: ":|" Will: ":|" Interviewer: *clears throat* "SOOOO, Will, did you finally convince Chris to get out from under the tab-" Will: "The table is fine, let's start the interview hOLY GOD :sick:"
  17. *sees the thread oming back to life* *hOLY FRICK* *clicks* *going for Da b(ass)* HAHAHAHHA :lol: :| GOD DAMMIT why do I always have to come up with stuff! Well alright, maybe I can squeeze something funny out :S
  18. I love it when text it cleverly put on pictures, HAHAHA What a fugly dog, why are people even breeding crap like this? Also, this dog proably has flees lol
  19. Batman replied to amsterdam's topic in Coldplay
    Yes yes, I agree :nod: I also think Guy Berryman looks like a robot, Will Champion like a murderous viking warrior that eats babies for breakfast, and Gwyneth reminds me of pampas grass (but not the fully grown one, imagine a 4 metres tall Gwyneth holy crap HAHAH).
  20. *wipes the corniness off the screen* Well now that was pretty darn cool, especially towards the end with the balloons floating around, such nice visuals! And Lorde's wings looked freaking epic :wideeyed:

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