Batman

LOL indeed dat porn stache though :|

Chris: "Bitch please, of course he's my boyfriend!"

^^duuUUUUUUUDE

Batman + relationships = dead people So no, I rather not YES :| Mind handing me over that mindbleech I gave you back there in the Guy thread? :lol:

As a fiancé I would keep my eyes on my soon-to-be-wife if Chris Martin was playing at my wedding, I bet she was all over him HAHAH

It's annoying how we can't control our own damn brain

GODDAMN YOU FOR BUMPING THIS THREAD I almost got a heart attack!

That's freaking cute. HAHAH you SHOULD! :lol:

I didn't even check to know how his new shoes look like :lol: But Chris's shoes during the MX tour were freaking horrible, that much I remember xD They reminded me of colourful bubble gums...in a BAD WAY

*GASP*

LOL, he just throws his shirt over his head like "Fuck this shit, I'm off"

HAHAHA :|

If I was famous and had the need to write random shit on the internet I'd do that ANONYMOUSLY. *sigh* Why am I even in this thread ewww

I wish you all the utmost luck to get these tix for yourselves! May the Coldplaying Karma be with you :nod:

Haha I know! People who use all kind of fancy technical things at THE SAME TIME, like phones, walkie-talkies, head sets and whatnot, they always look professional. I actually thought about doing that if I really wanna go to a gig in the future but won't get tix, just borrow phones from your friends, pretend you're all busy talking to important people, print out some fake convincing AAA laminate and look all serious/angry and I BET you'll get at least into the building :laugh3:

How cool is that! I actually thought Chris was just being nice in the show and tried to save her from being flipped over in that chair, nice to know she really is working for Coldplay then, HA :lol:

*people arguing over musical taste*

^ I BET you're on a total Coldplay high right now. It's awesome and bad at the same time :lol:

Well I don't know all of earth inhabitants but from the ones I know he seems like a very well-behaved and nice one :awesome: *goes smart-assing in other threads*

^I'm gonna write you a heartfelt response when I've got some spare time this evening. Just a few words: I'm so happy that YOU were so happy. You truly deserve it.

:awesome: I love it that this sneaky way of their communication is back :wacky:

I know and I don't care :wacky:

A novel? HELL YESH :wideeyed:

Because he broke up with Gwyneth, so they're trying to get stuff out of him by asking stupid questions/trying to get reactions to sell to the tabloids

OMG! :lol: I don't even need to check the URL to know this comes from tumblr! :lol: I know I know :rolleyes: