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i find them kinda creepy o__o

I had such a weird/freaky/sexy dream about Chris last night, when I woke up I wasn't quite sure how to feel about it. And I hate waking up confused! :lol::snobby: So this is how it went: I was watching TV in my dream and randomly flipped through TV channels when there was suddenly and advert about a new Coldplay music video. I was like "hey, how did I not know about this? THIS IS GREAT!!" :dance: So then the advert started showing the first few seconds of the music video, and there was some kind of fairytale landscape with incredibly green meadows and huge oak trees and all that and all the colours were way too saturated and I went from this: :dance: to this :worried: and then Ri-fucking-hanna popped up behind a tree and I went "DAFUQ NOT U AGAIN U ANNOYING HO!!1" And then Chris showed up at the other side of the meadow and walked towards her and I started getting nervous. I mean, this couldn't end well, could it? O__O But okay, I stayed optimistic and thought "well maybe this time she'll keep her dirty fingers of Chris, the PoC video was intimate enough ALRIGHT?!" ha, yeah, well, my brain likes to make my stomach flip so it went like and continued being a bitch: when Chris finally ended up standing next to Rihanna, she put her hands all over him and started taking his shirt off :stunned: I was like "no fucking WAY R U SHITTING MEH" and I threw both of my hands up against the TV :lol: Then they both laid down on their backs and Riri continued stroking Chris' now naked chest and he was all flustered and shy and it seemed like he was just thrown in there and didn't really want the music video to happen like this. It was kinda hilarious to watch, but also sick. As I said, it made me feel weird. BUT it didn't end here! No, it went even more awkward: so Chris started to enjoy getting her hands all over his body *shudder* and then she moved right in front of him and I kept praying "don't kiss her, don't kiss her, OH GOD DON'T, Gwynnie will kill ya man, seriously, that ain't cool Chris! Stop her from getting close to your face! D:" (I was glued to the TV screen with my whole upper body at that time :lol:) and then Rihanna slipped her freaking hand into the front of his pants

I don't understand that :uhoh:

HAHAHAHAHAH!! :laugh3::laugh3:

:laugh3::laugh3::lol:

that is a very cool photo, look at these awesome lights in the background :surprised:

I advertised for viagra once :wacko:

WHEW after a hard week of work it's reallllly good to go back to this thread without feeling guilty about wasting precious work time on here ahah :awesome:

The hell are you all talking about :|

Was forced today by one of my Coldplayer friends to draw a Chris on her cell phone case! :lol:

That is really damn cute and I can perfectly picture that scene in my head *makes embarassing fangirl squeal* :wacky: Thanks for the link Curly :wacko:

I'm watching a tv show about pornostars and all that dirty stuff right now, and then there was a scene when they finished a scene for a porno movie and everybody went like "yay, well done guys!" and then they played THE HARDEST PART in the background :laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

An XXL poster

Oh god I laughed so hard at that :lol: I love your vulgar way of spelling PFFFBAHAHAH

We can't. Maybe if you're best friends with them... although I still doubt they would play for their best friends, it's kinda weird.

"yup, I'm hot DEAL WITH IT" :dead:

^ that hitchhiker got ZOWNED :nod: sorry for the bad word play lol

Same here. What a sad life! :shame::lol:

dear lord :lol::laugh3:

I hope I'm not the only one staring intently at the shadowy areas where Chris's pants end :anxious:

The most bizarre thing? Well then you haven't seen "Will's sausage thread" yet :uhoh::lol:

oh okay 'f course :charming:

Not my kind of humor :|

he died

OMG :cheesy: " (...) she said she would keep his identity a secret." Way to go woman! :laugh3: