Everything posted by Batman
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Coldplay misunderstood lyrics
Actual songtext: I said, drink from me, drink from me When I was so thirsty We're on a symphony Now I just can't get enough What Batman heard: I said, drink from me, drink from me When I was so thirsty We're on a symphony Now I just can't get it up First time I listened to it I was like: "Damn CHris you're uncomfortably honest nowadays, jeeEEZ" Not to mention, having the line ending THAT way, I thought the entire song was about actual blowjobs and some rather kinky shit going on there in terms of "DRINK FROM ME" I mean... yeah you get the idea lmao. Still laugh my ass off everytime I listen to that particular line, I will never get it corrected in my head HAHAHAH
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Most Likely to Scare Coldplay and Stephen into an Early Retirement 2016
^ (that is the answer to both to your post and those hott ass ladies up there, jeEZ)
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What made you LOL today?
this: [MEDIA=tumblr]did=c82d7307a3e8953c94fcbabf9170091f85fb9f6c;id=146029969716;key=7Wh52fcqmyGMlcJG6tAY-w;name=paper-storm[/MEDIA] Mobile Link: http://paper-storm.tumblr.com/post/146029969716/australian-comedian-jim-jefferies-points-out-the
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Most Likely to Scare Coldplay and Stephen into an Early Retirement 2016
This is an award I gladly DO NOT want ahahahhaah
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Funniest Poster 2016
CAN'T DEAL WITH ALL OF THESE AWARDS UR TOO KIND D:
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Sexiest User 2016
...noice. Thanks to everyone that rated my sorry excuse of a human meat sack as something remotely sexy, love y'all =D
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Biggest Coldplaying Perv 2016
... I didn't even do anything!!
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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris
'SUP U NUGGET how are you :>
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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris
*checks in thread after 80 years* So whaddit I miss =D
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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?
fabulous sorcery~
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WONDERFUL ADVENTURE (AHFOD - rearragened/remade by MC01) DOWNLOAD
okAY SO I've listened to the entire thing 3 times in a row 'cuz I Am The Night (and procrastinated all day long) and I needed something to keep me awake lmao. ANYWAYS the only negative thing that stuck out sometimes (TO ME) were the drums. They sounded kinda loud. But apart from that:
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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?
m-my hand slipped...
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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?
Man. Have they ever looked this fit since their time as Coldplay? This could well be an AD for a health instructor business or sports gym :0
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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..
made me think of Guy lol
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Coldplaying Awards 2016
take ur positive crap elsewhere you disgusting happy perSON D:<
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WONDERFUL ADVENTURE (AHFOD - rearragened/remade by MC01) DOWNLOAD
After reading through all of these comments I've come to the conclusion I should probably download the shit out of this omg
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Random Coldplay thoughts...
that's probably even true =D
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Coldplay Personalities
Well okay then, I accept this option :shifty: (we don't even need cping smilies they're ingrained in our brains)
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Random Coldplay thoughts...
If you take every Coldplayer on this world let them lay down to link together to a long human chain, I wonder how long it would be.
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Coldplay Personalities
Whu-what how I think I'm missing something MASSIVE here, what happened in my absence omfg
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Coldplay Personalities
u know what's funny? INFP-t says I'm supposed to see good in everything, no matter how bad it seems. But I'm the complete opposite. Show me a picture of your newborn baby in all of it's newborn glory and I'll be like "Yup, you're gonna get old and die like all of us. WELCOME TO OUR SHITHOLE" WhAT AM I
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Coldplay Personalities
Aren't the INTJ-T types the kind of people who don't give a crap what you do anyway? :o
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Which song do you have stuck in your head right now?
HARROW :heart_eyes:
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Which song do you have stuck in your head right now?
Bersarin Quartett - Zum Greifen nah It has a very particular melody that I believe I know from another song. But I just can't remember which one aaRRRGH.
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Have you ever...?
b-but classic straws aren't as bendy as tubes! D: No I haven't. HAVE YOU?