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Yeah no sorry, I'm gonna release the +18 XXX flick "A Rush Of Smut To The Head starring Chriss Martini & Joni Fuckland" only next year, you gotta wait that long :wink:

"oH LOOK A PENNY!!1"

NASA seems to like Coldplay. They even played Viva La Vida up in space, hOW COOL IS THAT :awesome::dance:

Just don't creep them out if you're gonna meet them and you will be fine :awesome:

*scrolls down* where is i- WHAT THE FUCK!!! HHAHAH how sleazy that headline sounds :sick: lol just a video for a new Coldplay remix I'm gonna upload on youtube :awesome: Why did you think it was a parody!? D: Don't tell me because of the manly man hair! :snobby: this is EXACTLY whar I'm sayinnn :charming: I wanna hear him ROAR :wideeyed:

Dude, remember, they're humans, just like you. If you ever happen to meet (one of) them, and they're skipping you or are just gonna be like "listen sorry I really gotta go now!" keep in mind, they're not going to do that because they personally hate you. They don't even know you! Maybe you really want to talk to Chris Martin right now because he's standing just there and holy bawls he basically is my second dad and I need to make him realise how much he means to me!!1 but Chris really REALLY needs to pee right now and really doesn't have any time for you, you gotta understand that. Imagine you'd be walking outside because something pissed you off a few minutes before that. Your shoe hurts, you family is annoying the crap out of you, your girlfriend cheated on you and you just discovered that, and you're outside to get a clear head, and suddenly there's a dude approaching you and wants to talk to you and wants you to say nice things to him. That could be just the thing you really DON'T need right now. Don't let such things crush you alright. And seriously, SO MANY FANS have met the band so far and reported their encounters on here, and everytime they said how freaking nice the boys are. I feel like you're stressing yourself out over nothing. DON'T BE SO PARANOID DAMMIT :whip: But your post is cute and you shouldn't worry about such things :wacky:

toO OLD FOR CURLS? DudE it's not about being adorable enuff for cuRLZ, it's about the hair itself. If you put curls on his head now, he doesn't look adorable, he looks like a freaking LION. And lions are pretty darn badass if I might say so that's why he has to grow a manly man beard to add to the epic lioness vibe. I want a lion Chris :sad2: It's alright to be a lil bit homo for Chris :charming: I bet he appreciates it :wiseguy:

Pshhh Jonny's outta-control hobo beard is untouchable! :lol::laugh3:

I just googled "Chris Martin" for picture references for a video I'm making, and this picture showed up: (1999) n'awwWW

I'm much more pleased with Chris letting his baby face go and finally growing some hint of a beard there :wideeyed: I wonder if we'll ever get to see again full on beardy Chris like back in the Viva days, oh man :drunk: *edit: that's the beard I was talking about: [video=youtube;hTTAyt0b6XA]

Yup, you've all been doing that for 678 pages now and STILL no one knows anything lmao

his face!!

LOL whenever that will come out :bomb:

Nice page number :charming:

Okay so http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3277425/PICTURE-EXCLUSIVE-Coldlay-s-Chris-Martin-Peaky-Blinders-actress-Annabelle-Wallis-indulge-passionate-PDA-enjoy-romantic-trip-Paris.html usually I really detest these pap pics, but seeing that they don't give a crap getting pictures taken of in these pics, and seeing Chris happily DANCING in a PUBLIC street... I find this extremely cute :wacky:

Seems like I missed something in the past few days *googles who the frick Annabelle Wallis is*

Chris' voice in Where Is My Boy is porn to my ears :drunk:

Not to mention the out-of-the-world giant green lazer then went over everyone's heads during Clocks. Damn that must have so epic!

I think I listened to Amazing Day for about ten times, and then grew tired of it. And now I can only remember the last part of the song where everybody is "ooOOOOoooOOooh"-ing (again). And everytime I try to remember the actual lyrics my brain switches to "Always In My Head" :blank:

elaborate.

May fortune and happiness come your way fellow Buckin'er, for I am eternally grateful now having seen this gravely happening! :wacky:

Gotta love Marc's early CAPSLOCK dayZ

Considering this thread iS TEN FLIPPIN YEARS OLD I agree :wacky:

No, it's an old one

Wait for the cULTURaL APPRECIATION experts to fly into this thread lmao