Prince Myshkin

Pahaha, nothing you say ever surprises me. You never worn girls jeans?

Hello there. Jade, if your boyfriend forgets your birthday I will kick his skinny ass when I go to France next year.

Congrats! Is there any user title after post whore?

*Lies down on couch*

Only the truth. Today summed him up. Ugly. Referee was diabolical too. Our goal shouldn't have stood, we should have had two penalties and Schwarzer should have been off for handling outside the area. Waste of a tenner for anybody who came down for the cheap tickets.

Fanny attack?

Thank you both :smiley: Hoping to have cheekbones soon too with the Regime™

It depends on the situation. Also whether I can be bothered risking offending people.

Are you against members of the military being able to say they are gay? I mean I hate Lady Gaga as much as the next person but after your summary (I didn't watch the video as I don't have time, so perhaps it is unfair for me to comment - I apologise if so) I don't see the problem. More people should be fighting that cause.

When the rest of the fans are shouting 'attack, attack, attack attack attack' in order to galvanise the team, I do the same except also point at Fat Sam, praying for him to clutch his chest. We aren't even a tough tackling team anymore. Throughout the last few weeks he's been trying to spread the myth in the local papers that we are labeled as bully boys because of our aggressive approach to the game. No we aren't, we were labeled as bully boys (unfairly) under Hughes, under Allardarse we are simply known for shit football. I hope he gets the England job because I hate them too. That woul be perfect. Hoping for three points today. Vital to pick up points from teams around us and this is the first game of the season against a team who didn't finish below us last season. 4 points isn't a bad start when you look at it like that. Tenner a ticket so should be a very decent turnout.

Haha, I would like to tell Allardyce to not bother going to the game today and wait by the phone in case Real phone. Might see some nice football like we did when he was recovering from a heart scare and his assistant McDonald took over. He's an embarrassment to the club.

Weird picture of me taken last night. Second picture I've posted on here which makes it look like I have wonky eyes :lol: but this one is combined with goofy teeth. This is what I look like when I don't wash my hair and also when I don't have a beard (big rarity). Look like a fucking poser but I didn't take the picture myself.

Yeah, I used to love it as a child but as I grew older I got more interested in history. Maths would have been more useful.

Lighting a flame might not be the best way to commemorate the tragedy. The silence would have sufficed. I hope those who lost their families and friends are coping well.

I have no idea which is which and I don't care.

You could be a monkey in the zoo.

Well I only know basic maths (addition, subtraction, division, multiplication, fractions, percentages, decimals) very well. The rest I am sketchy on. Sweeeeeeeeet. Looks like you are gonna be busy. (Busy kickin' ass!)

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Sup Frenchie?

I'll be tidying soon but first I'm listening to some Antony & The Johnsons whilst my iPod charges. Will make sure to drop by yours to clean the mess! OK, so I'm doing your room, your doing Lyv's homework... LYV DO SOMETHING FOR ME!!!

Actually, I'm not tidying without my iPod. *puts it on charge*

The only thing good about Queen is that they influenced some of Radiohead's lesser material.

I sure hope not.

I gotta tidy. Be back later.

You can get leather sofa's that don't smell of leather. Noooo. It might have to be Facebook messages then. Loser! It's OK, I've just replaced it with a leather sofa.