-JaK-

Be wot you want Wanna a job by any chance, need someone to watch the dog on the magic roundabout. Keeps humping my leg

Yeah the live version's class

Shiver Look in girls direction She run's away :embarrased:

>>WELCOME!<< Come one, come all to the brand spanking new Coldplay Café/Bar! Current staff: JaK - Manager and such of the bar Mrs Berry - Super barmaid Theresa - New barmaid Sternly - Singer Noni - Dancer Jewel - Jukebox repair lady Jeff Gordan - Bouncer And of course our resident drunk.... Busybeeburns (last updated 28/6) If you are intrested in a job PM me FOR THE UNINITIATED: The Coldplay Cafe/Bar is an institution within the forum, a place where forumites can kick back, relax, order drinks and chat. >>FEATURES<< Jukebox containing every song ever. Feel free to use it! Pool Table Lots of friendly regulars Dance floor Pictures and real - life statues of Coldplay The Magic Roundabout Numerous Angst Corners Feel free to make any suggestions as to what we could have in the bar. >>RULES & INFO<< Dress code: Feel free to waltz in naked, donning a codpiece is preferred though. Behavior: We have a relatively easy-going behavior policy, in fact behaving well will be considered a sign of weakness and we have a strict trample the weak policy. Basically just don't spam/troll the thread. Cheers! Information and advice: - On all types of drugs (caffeine to crack and all pints in between) >>>Drugscope<<< - Depression advice and chat >>>Samaritans<<< Open 24 hours a day! Fighting- Fighting is strictly prohibited, sort of... Stealing- is strictly prohibited unless it is at the behest of the insurance cheating manager. >>FOOD AND DRINK<< Spirits: Whiskey: Glenmorangie (single malt) Jim Beam (blend) Famous Grouse (blend), Jack Daniels, Ballantine’s, Glavar Gin: Gordon’s, Bombay Sapphire Rum: Captain Morgan's (dark), Mount Gay (dark), Pusser's (dark), Overproof (white) Vodka: Absolut , Stolichnaya, Smirnoff Sweet Liqueurs: Bailey's, Grand Marnier, Kahlua, Peach Schnapps, Tia Maria, Chartreuse Martinis: Bianco, Rosso, Extra Dry, or Rosé vermouth. Italian (sweet) vermouth [bitter, spicy, and caramel tastes] Muscat (wine) fortified to 16% alcohol >French (dry) vermouth [dry white wine with more subtle additions] a light dry wine fortified to 18% alcohol NEW: Stroh! A barely legal booze packing one hell of a punch! Beers/Lagers: Newcastle Brown Ale Stella Artois Grolsch Duvel Budvar Guiness Warsteiner Budweiser Heineken Kronenbourg Others: Coffee Milk Water Juices Milk-shakes Hot chocolate Tea Bar Specials: Blood Coke QVR (Quadruple Vodka Red Bull) QAR (Quadruple Absynthe Red Bull) FOOD: i) Tuna sandwiches ii) Ham & Cheese sandwIches iii) Custom made sandwiches iv) Snacks v) Steaks vi) Sushi vii) Noodles (in various flavours) So sit back and relax in the all new Coldplay INN Almost forgot. I relise there is a lot of peopler under 18 in this forum. But I AM ABOVE THE LAW!! So anyone can come in and get pissed (Jak cannot be held responsible if you get pissed in real life cause of me)[glow=red:02848c8c92][/glow:02848c8c92]

80 WooHeeHaWooHooHooBlahBloo Shit someone got 90

Life is for living, no wait, politik no wait, wait, WAIT Bohemian Rhapsody. Sorry, you really shouldn't make me choose. life is for living, live

I can't blame him really. If something starts pissing me off i move then if it comes near me again :o Besides, it's easy for someone to go from mr/miss/mrs/ms/it happy to sad

S'pose everyone likes the green eyes lyrics the most eh?

I had a really releastic dream once. I was camping on the isle of wight, and i just started dreaming of falling coz this massive cat pushed me off. But when i hit the ground, i had a giant leg spazum and i felt it in reality

Stuck on the end, of this ball and chain [glow=red:8e8e3f7ae5]And give me love over, love over, love over this, ahhhhhh[/glow:8e8e3f7ae5] All of coldplays lyrics rule

Well thanx thanx and more thanx. You guys seem real nice

I was watching this earlier when i relised that everyone in coldplay is crazy except guy. If you watch the bit just before the end where will is smashing the hell out of his drums, chris is prancing around again and jonny keeps rocking. You just notice guy looking at them like there crwazy

Yeah i'll join. (starts daydreaming of how i should get more people to join so coldplay can take over the world mwahahah)

I love little brittan loads. So much me and 2 of my mates started our own. I can do a really good andy impression too, but my favorite charecter in total is ann Err Err Errr, Err Err (phone rings).. hello

Life is for living live. The bit where chris starts hammering on the piano is geat

O.k the darkness try to be queen but (straps in to bulletproof clothes, prays, eats pie, prays hides) some of the darkness songs are catchy. The only darkness song i like is love is only a feeling. THAT IS ALL. (runs away screaming like girl while people start shooting at me) :huh: :huh: :wink3:

ahhh! stop the gayness Whats wrong with this song. It is the easiest song on guitar, especially if you have trouble playing chords

Yes. Pie good. Sausege good. Kraft dinner, not good

Hmm (strokes beard(13 y/o's have beards right?) , The name of the song coldplay would write me. :huh: Errr, Hmmm, Ahhh, OH i know, Pie tastes nice! :lol: I'm so clether

I'm sorry (walks off crying (que sorryness))

Well erm. Parachutes Best- Shiver Parachutes worst- Spies AROBTTH Best- Amsterdam AROBTTH worst- A whisper Live Best- Life is for living Live worst- Shiver It sounds wierd when i put shiver best for parachutes but Chris did seem to screw it up a bit when he sang it live.

Did chris write and perform this song by himself as its ione of my fave's

I am speedmonkey300. My favorite coldplay song is probably Amsterdam or The scientist, even though i suck at the piano and i play guitar. I like pie and sauseges.

A whisper is a class song. But (puts protective clothing on) is probably the worst track on AROBTTH ( relived that most people agree) :cool: :cool:

I've only heard the Live version, so i only really want guitar tabs. by the way I don't think theres any piano in see you soon