Draco

Lol

Wait I just realized that it isn't just skin cream but bug repellent, like an excessive amount of it. The mosquitos must think he's handsome too. It could also be chick repellent because you know how them fans are

It would be a such a blast to finally meet him.

Did he leave for good? I liked him too. He was very nice to speak to.

They just set this up for them? Lol skin care products though. A male Marie Antoinette. I can't imagine what it's like to live with him. Guy: Honey can you get me the skin cream?" Keshia: You mean my skin cream? Guy: Chop chop dear any moment now and another wrinkle will show up! And don't forget my Cherry topped, vanilla favored, gold encrusted latte! And remember to get the sauna ready! Keshia: *feumed* And Jonny and his hats are inseparable. He might as well have one surgically attached to his head.

This is me if I meet him. Definitely. I might pass out as an added bonus

Hmmph... Where do I start. Coldplay is a strange force in nature. Very strange. Like gravity. It is one of the weakest forces in the universe, or seems that way when you go against it and jump up and down or fly an airplane or rocket. Yet it holds the most massive things in the universe with unthinkable strength. Coldplay may seem like simple minded wimps initially, or the nice guys until you see the groups of people they have brought together. The fans they have congregated. The hidden depths of the music they make. Then you say, damn... They are strong. They are the flower that bursts through the concrete, and I am happy to have found that flower.

With Coldplay, a real band with real people, there isn't much you could really do except with messing around with the meanings of music or doing future album speculations to make something seemingly plausible or logical. Bands are different than books or television shows. Otherwise the Guy-robot theory, the Buckin theory and everything else of course is going to all sound like BS regardless of the amount of evidence you support it with. Besides, it's fun to stretch your imagination even though it most likely isn't true. Idealism I guess

I read through that once. Nice job.

Well yeah. I'm not much of a theorist clearly, but I thought I might as well take a shot at it. I don't do much thinking... In general lol (I thought this could be a challenge for me) so if I have more time I could probably further explain some of this stuff instead of going on incessant ramblings about nothing Theories in general all start off as far fetched thoughts in the beginning imo It's just for fun anyway

Oh I thought it was happening at the moment And lucky you

WUT DAFAQ I hope you aren't making that up. If you aren't tell him I said hi and that I think his bass playing and his personality and visage is great

GAY BLUEBERRY

I also had a thought about the link between Coldplay and British Imperialism (yes because they are British) and I realized that if you twist the main words of Viva La Vida enough you get the anthem of a power hungry British empire during the decolonization phase. "I used to rule the world..." "The sun never sets on the British empire" Or that whole Hymn for the Weekend Crisis and Britain and India.

ROFLMAO

Yeah it's pretty generic, but it's fun to make puns with. do any of you need a bass player? Because I know a Guy! What's his name? Guy. No what's his name? I know he's a guy. GUY (If hes shorter than you) Awwww look at this itty bitty wittle Guy Look at that Guy over there. He's a real sexy Guy eh? Gotta love them Scottish Guys. Or in that Nicki Minaj song SuperBASS "Excuse me you're a hell of a Guy I mean my my like pelican fly" And it can also be pronounced like GEEEEEEEEE His last name is BerryMAN too so it's redundant His name is strange

Possibly, and they also mentioned a she in Yes but that was directed to the listener. Or maybe it means that love comes in all forms and sticks to no gender or being, in more liberal terms I guess. BELIEVE IN LOVE, like they said in the super bowl. It's unconditional in Chris's abyss of a heart. Anyone of them could secretly be bi or gay irl. My instincts say Chris the most, not even because of Buckin.

So Guy is secretly a fembot, like the ones from Austin Powers? And the rest their clones had a dosage of estrogen?

The first thing that came to mind honestly was Up and Up and the idea that you should reach for the stars... I guess. Sort of like "Believe in Love" it represents a message they were trying to preach. Or it's GLOBALIZATION *disclaimer: I am not a master theorist, I don't do this often, but I just thought it would be interesting to see what everyone else would say.

I don't usually make threads, so I guess this is a start. There are other Coldplay theory threads existing, but I can't seem to find them, so I might as well revive the ideas here. I was thinking about a missing link between VLVODAAHF and MX. I had realized something interesting about the storylines in both albums, particularly in Viva La Vida and Major Minus. In Viva La Vida there is a king who has just lost his empire. The king looks back in his old life, desiring that power that he had lost. He is being pursued by revolutionaries that "want his head on a silver plate". (It seems to be referring to the French Revolution but it goes deeper than that). So after the king is forced to abdicate his throne someone has to take over. A revolutionary rises (maybe one that has read Karl Marx's Communist Manifesto and was influenced by his ideas). This leader establishes a new socialist government in replacement of the absolute rule the kingdom once had. Before the leader dies, he realizes he needs a successor. He looks at the potential leaders and likes most of them, especially a certain Trotsky(ahem). He looks at the other potential successor, Major Minus and says to make sure that he doesn't rise to power. He claims Major Minus and his arrogant evil ways aren't fit to guide people... But of course Major Minus out maneuvers his opponents and takes over. Major Minus establishes a new totalitarian, communist dictatorship, connecting to the comic book series and Orwell's 1984. So VLVODAAHF to MX was not the French Revolution, but the Russian Revolution of the early 20th century. Major Minus is pretty much Joseph Stalin. Lol welcome comrades. *the only thing that wasn't accurate to the actual Russian Rev was the creation of the provincial government before Lenin (or that other guy stepped in), but the point is that it represents a major radical revolution and a major shift of political power. This was one of my theories. If you guys have any more ideas you can drop them in here.

Guy you gotta get it Get it together Somehow you gotta get it Get it together Sober up and up and up

Oooooh!!!! I love massive attack! Their album Mezzanine is da bomb diggity. Besides them I've been listening to This Will Destroy You and Múm.

Lol the deez nutz thing had me rolling

They are just made up lol I was thinking about some what ifs

Yeah seriously tho the font is practically the same. *gasps* MX in a parallel universe. "Every Teardrop is a Waterfall">>>"Every Drop of Blood is an Ocean" "Major Minus">>>"The Socialist's Successor" (major minus is really a socialist dictator) "Hurts like Heaven">>> "Sinful Pleasures" "Paradise">>> "Personal Hell"