Everything posted by Draco
- LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?
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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris
It's noticeable on ALL of them, even Guy (his cheeks have been sinking in too). But who gives a flying duck in the long run. In the end their souls will still be the 20 year old dweebs we know and love under their temporary shells. Can't run from time or death and all his friends. I'll probably meet him by the time he's got a pacemaker and brittle bones.
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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..
This would be me: Me: *Gets unbearably close to his ear* *whispers* Hey how ya doin lil mama lemme whisper in your ear Tell ya somethin that you might like to hear You got a sexy ass body and your- Guy: DAFUQ *turns around* Me: *Runs* GOTTA GO FAST *if you get the song ref then great*
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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..
This was Guy with a fan on March 11. This is the kind of stuff that makes me mad. It's one thing to meet Chris, since he meets half the world, but meeting anyone else is the band is like encountering a rare endangered species. But people manage to meet them. I'm done. Just done.
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Random Coldplay thoughts...
Just let people have their fun. We'll watch as spectators above in Coldplay's Heavenly Paradise.
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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris
Apparently the ancient Chinese, Middle Eastern and Egyptian cultures.
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This Picture Reminded Me Of...
LOL Yea but underneath it all they still maintained their derpdom.
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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris
The things one does with a mountain load of cash
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[Research] Coldplay fans display relatively high IQ/intelligence to other artists
... It reminds me of this other bs study about the intelligence of certain fans of certain music, pinning rap music and r and b as the lowest and alt rock and classical as the highest. (It was more due to level of education in that case, invalidating the whole study) but regardless the premise is the same. In the end, you listen to what you grow up around. I know highly intelligent people that listen to 5 seconds of summer, kpop and other things you wouldn't expect them to listen to. Music is an escape for the mind, and feeling is often preferred over complexity, since you wouldn't want something that's technically good, but has no feeling. And the average intel is around 100 I think, so no one in this study is exceptionally brilliant. Maybe highly intelligent people are more likely to be open minded to more types of music? I'm more interested in learning about the band members themselves, since artists are the ones actually thinking here. I expect them to be smarter than all of us.
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Post pictures of the gorgeous Chris
HAPPY BIRTHDAY U FABULOUS MUFFIN
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The Awesome Random Posting Thread
I found your post on tumblr and I dropped a word in. COLDPLAY X and COLDPLAY Y. Chris seems Fairy-ish to me, or maybe more of an all around. Jonny seems more psychic to me. Will seems more like a fighting type. I agree with Guy, but I was thinking about ghost too (because he never tries too hard to get noticed) I agree with Phil's typing.
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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..
He sees deep within your soul.
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Post piccies of the sexy Mr Berryman..
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LOLdplay: I Can Haz Cake?
SOMEONE FINALLY GOT THE REFERENCE HA
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[2016-02-24] Coldplay Nominated for Best British Album & Group @ BRIT Awards
Guy: Take this microphone. Will: But I don't want it. Guy: TAKE THE GODDAMN- Will: Ok fine jeez *gets microphone* ... Will: Chris it's your funeral *passes microphone*
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[2016-02-24] Coldplay Nominated for Best British Album & Group @ BRIT Awards
Chris sounded... Blech. But nice instrumentals tho. I'm wondering, are there any medical conditions that can arise from straining your voice hard for many years? I don't know if it's just old age either. All singers do depreciate in vocals over time, but still sound fairly strong in the end. I'm worried about Chris though. And does Coldplay have a snapchat account?
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Coldplay Jokes / Puns / Memes!
They all do look super cute. And I love how Guy has to be the provocative looking one. The ho. Do the others not fit the bill?
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Coldplay Jokes / Puns / Memes!
They need to fix Will and Guy, that's the only problem I have with this lol
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Coldplay Jokes / Puns / Memes!
Now that I think about it, yeah totally. But yesterday when I saw it on tumblr I think people were actually believing this shit. I was slightly irritated, "what is the world coming too?" Now I want Chris to throw hummus in my face
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Random Coldplay thoughts...
[MEDIA=tumblr]id=139678027750;name=championed[/MEDIA] Mobile Link: http://championed.tumblr.com/post/139678027750/championed-oh-my-god-why-i-cant-breathe-bye People really like to make up funny lies huh. And then everyone believes it. Lately I've seen that everyone is out to get them, and for what? Success?
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Random Coldplay thoughts...
It's pointless to debate it if the symbol was created by neither of them. They both stole it from the ancients. End of story. Honestly Oli must of been jealous of Coldplay's success, the flower thing is a ridiculous excuse if a simple google search can tear down his claim. He was just being a rockstar when he tore up their table. Coldplay was nothing short of entertained.
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Make Your Own Custom Coldplay Album!
Swearing is key. And I think you should get another rapper besides Eminem. A mean like an even more hardcore one. Add a song about weed and make it trippy. And whoever in the band is best at screaming could scream into the microphone in a metal track. Some songs I'm thinking of: -Dat Hoe Over There ('bout to get some) "She's got the goods Moving at the speed of sound She can do it right And take me to para para paradise" XD -Deflower (*more of a trip hop track) -He Sees Through Gold Colored Lens (*You never mentioned thievery)
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[2016-01-18] Coldplay announced as NME’s “Godlike Genius” award winners
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Coldplay Jokes / Puns / Memes!
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Coldplay Jokes / Puns / Memes!
I AM SO SORRY *weeps*