September 21, 200421 yr I need to stop being so negative, becuase I am feeling sorry for myself and stop taking it out on the peple on here...
September 26, 200421 yr i read it first: " it can't be' date=' i've lost my penis again " :dozey:[/quote'] same for me too, if you look at it quick it says penis LMFAO
September 27, 200421 yr -Hello. Hi. -Hi. Are you my conscious? Yes. I am your conscious. How are you? -Fucking hell! My conscious?! :o Yeah, right :rolleyes: Moi c'est innocent ;) :P You do know it, right? :rolleyes:
September 27, 200421 yr this is so funny I fell of my chair laughing > > A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Trinidad for a long weekend > > to thaw out during one particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at > > the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years ago. > > > > As both had jobs, they found it difficult coordinating their travel > > schedules. It was decided that the husband would fly to Trinidad on a > > Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day. > > > > Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. > > In his room there was a computer, so he decided to send his wife an > > e-mail back in Minneapolis. > > > > However, he accidentally left out one letter in her address, and sent the > > e-mail without realizing his error. > > > > In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband’s funeral. T he > > dearly departed was a minister of many years who had been called > > home to glory following a heart attack. > > > > The widow checked her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and > > friends. Upon reading the first message,she fainted. > > > > The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and > > saw the computer screen which read: > > > > To: My Loving Wife > > Subject: I’ve Arrived. > > I know you are surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now > > and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I’ve just arrived > > and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your > > arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! > > Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. > > Your Husband. > > P.S. Sure is hot down here! > >
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