...post "The Nappies" lyrics? =)

 

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Juliana

you are a new juliana!???...or Juliana!?!....... :lol: :lol: ok! :dozey:

 

 

I don´t have the lyrics!...but maybe at coldplaying.com! :idea2:

Lol!! =D

Yeah I tried to find it on Codplaying.Com and nothing... Thanks anyway!

Btw, I loveee your avatar!

 

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Juliana

Cool we have 2 Julianas now :D Rawk on!

:D

 

Sometimes you’re happy, sometimes you frown,

With your hormones bouncing up and down

Sometimes you’re happy, sometimes your sad,

But the weird nine months that you have had,

There’s shit going down that you can’t disguise,

When your boobs dem got ten times the size,

The cups gone up from an A to D.

It’s bad for you but it’s fun for me.

 

Now just cos a little bit of rumpy pump,

Now you’re walking round with a great big bump,

You might have thought as you we’re French you woulda said ‘Non’

Or at least you woulda made me stick a condom on,

I think you might find that it’s really fun,

An oven’s no use unless you make a bun,

It’s something to learn, it really is,

Now you know what that sticky stuff is

 

I’ll be there, thorough the thin and the thick,

I’m gonna clean up all the poo and the sick,

I’ll be there to make you happy,

And keep everything clean,

I’ll change the nappy for the washing machine

I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy

I am your baby's daddy,

 

Sometimes you think what a fool I am,

And why did I marry this awful man,

Now a baby’s part of my family plan,

Can it kick me? Yes it can.

My names Ken and I’ve got three,

Do I like being a Daddy, yes definitely,

Though I have to warn you it’s not always fun,

There’ll be times when you wished you’d been a nun.

 

I’ll be there, thorough the thin and the thick,

I’m gonna clean yup all the poo and the sick,

I’ll be there to make you happy,

And I’ll bring in the bread,

I’ll be the nanny, you can go out instead

And I know you’ll be grumpy that’s what everyone sees,

And you’re not gonna hump me for forty two days,

If you don’t want more babies and you cannot disguise it

Then I’ll take my **** and vasectomise it

I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy

Sometime I make you saddy,

I ain't no baddy

I ain't no baddy

I am your baby's daddy,

 

Crawl this way, bawl this way....

Another Juliana :cool: This is awesome :D

I'm Mimi BTW...welcome :)

You can download it from the multimedia thread in the index here, you can probably work them out, its pretty clear.

Thank you very much!! :)

 

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Juliana

the multimedia isn't here anymore............ :/ :bigcry:

Don't cry Ali! :kiss:

 

Hey Juliana welcome! I'm Tanith :D (or Maria or MarDawn) lol! :D :D :P

oh yeah, i'm Ali btw :D :D sorry i forgot to mention that!! :rolleyes:

Now just cos a little bit of rumpy pump,

Now you’re walking round with a great big bump,

You might have thought as you we’re French you woulda said ‘Non’

Or at least you woulda made me stick a condom on,

I think you might find that it’s really fun,

An oven’s no use unless you make a bun,

It’s something to learn, it really is,

Now you know what that sticky stuff is

 

 

:lol: :lol: this verse is so dirty! :lol:

yeah i hope apple never hears it, she will be traumatised :stunned:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:D :D hi I'm Jeff...and Apple is cool... :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

:smug: :smug: oh yea...I'm one of Apple's godfather's... :lol: :lol:

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Hi welcome to the board Juliana :)

yeah i hope apple never hears it, she will be traumatised

 

 

*nods* :stunned: :lol:

Will be something more to talk about with her therapist :sneaky: :P

you already except she'll need a therapist? :o you don't have trust in Chris?

Hehe nappies is funny :lol: :lol: