July 26, 200421 yr Someone sent me this this morning a mail for women !! Men are like ........Laxatives ...... They irritate the sh ! t out of you. > >Men are like ........ Bananas ...... The older they get, the less firm they are. > >Men are like ........ Vacations ...... They never seem to be long enough. > >Men are like ........ Weather ...... Nothing can be done to change them. > >Men are like ........ Blenders ...... You need One, but you're not quite sure why. > >Men are like ........ Chocolate Bars ...... Sweet, smooth, &they usually head right for your hips. > >Men are like ....... Commercials ...... You can't believe a word they say. > >Men are like ........ Department Stores ...... Their clothes are always 1/2 off. > >Men are like ........ Government Bonds ...... They take soooooooo long to mature. > >Men are like ........ Mascara ...... They usually run at the first sign of emotion. > >Men are like ........ Popcorn . They satisfy you, but only for a little while. > >Men are like . Snowstorms ...... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last. > >Men are like ........ Lava Lamps ...... Fun to look at, but not very bright. > >Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. > >Now send this to all the remarkable women you know, as well as to any understanding good- natured, fun kinda guys you might be lucky enough to know !!!!!!!!!!
July 26, 200421 yr >Men are like ........ Parking Spots ........ All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped. :bigcry:
July 26, 200421 yr mmmmmmmm...because joyce was so popular!... :P ...j.k...cause I was bored about being joy!...I´m in a renovation lapse!! ... :)
July 26, 200421 yr huh. women don't seem to be around a whole lot either. or they're always taken. :/ :(
July 26, 200421 yr throw the computer out of your window and go out, then you'll find someone :dozey:
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