Guns don't kill people...rappers do

 

summon the police...wooo wooo wooo :lol:

guns dont kill people WAPPERS doooo :dizzy2: :P :lol:

Come out with your hands on your head,

Turn the rap music off and step away from the stereo,

Put the rap album down,

Leave MC Hammer alone,

Turn it off.

 

But guns don’t kill people,

Rappers do,

Ask any politician and they tell you it's true,

It’s a fact,

Music makes you violent,

Like Michael Jackson telling little Timmy to be silent,

You don’t believe me,

Here's my hide,

Offer me the record and I’ll show you the type of criminal this rap shit is breedin',

It’s the fact that Mc Hammer left me bleedin',

Vanilla Ice made my mother say 'fuck',

If it was UB40 then I would have been in luck,

But I didn’t,

I got it wrong,

Cypress fucking Hill told me to make a fucking bomb,

But I snapped it,

I bought another tape,

The bad boy snapped,

Made my cock and balls ache,

But remember kids to the head double tap,

Guns don’t kill people,

It's just rap.

 

Guns don’t kill people,

Rappers do,

(Calling the police, woo woo woo).

x2

 

Guns don’t kill people,

Rappers do,

I seen it on a documentary on BBC 2,

Shot to death outside hyper value,

Guns blazing,

Like Michael Caine in Zulu,

Government statistics are sometimes misleading,

The type of criminal,

Rap is breeding,

Shot in the chest,

No-wonder you your stopped breathing,

25 to base over are you receiving?

Remember rap tracks in '87?

Scot the Rock's up in hip-hop heaven,

Biggie and 2pac R.I.P,

Even Jam Master J's in the cemetery.

 

Guns don’t kill people,

Rappers do,

(calling the police, woo woo woo)

x2

 

Guns don’t kill people,

Rappers do,

I'm a fucking rapper and I might kill you,

As a rapper I'm teaching you a lesson,

AK-47,

To Smith-and-Weston,

Just say 'no',

Just like Zappo,

Bullet-proof vest,

To guns and ammo,

Hip hop gangster trippin',

Even Eminem's into pistol whippin',

So Solid Crew murder one,

P-Diddy J-Lo in a nightclub with a gun,

Heard Snoop Dogg wants to bust a capgun,

Guns don’t kill people it's just crap,

 

1-2,

You face my shoe,

My name is Mike Balls and I'm coming though,

Gun-crime, stabbing and burgalarisation,

It's on the rise all across the nation,

The safety’s off and the pistol's in,

The addys and the mafia,

Always get blamed,

Politians a shame,

And They haven’t got a clue,

Rap is more deadly than fucking Kung-Fu,

 

Guns don’t kill people,

Rappers do,

(calling the police, woo woo woo)

x2

 

Guns don’t kill people, rappers do,

From Bristol zoo,

To B&Q,

I wanna rap,

I wanna rhyme,

Heard it in a song now I’ve did the gun crime,

It’s the song of the times,

Like Prince changing his names,

Got to have a shooter to be in the rap game,

Like Micheal Ryan about to snap,

Guns don’t kill people, it's just rap.

 

Guns don’t kill people,

Rappers do,

(calling the police, woo woo woo)

x2

 

Guns, Rappers, Guns, Rappers,

 

I, I love you Mum, I love you Dad,

BANG!

dogs dont kill people, rabbits do

been into them for a yr now.... oh man they fucken rawk....ur mother's got a penis.. fucken hilarious....safe

i havent heard their album yet :dizzy2:

you knows it! :cool: :lol:

Is it just me or does anyone else think the guy who sounds like Jonathon Ross (wappers do) looks like Darius??

YES!!! :lol: OMG! I think he's the reason I somewhat like them :lol: I could listen to his "wapping" all day and just laugh.

Check out their website if you want a laugh :lol:

Yer muvers got a peniiiiiiis! Yer muvers got a penis thats wroit, yer muvers got a penis :lol: :cool:

EVERYONE MUST DOWNLOAD YOUR MOTHERS GOT A PENIS

http://www.youknowsit.co.uk

Goldie Lookin' Chain

 

On Monday 21st Feb I went to see GLC at Hall For Cornwall...

 

It was so good :lol: anyone else seen them live?

 

Ok so you're not impressed... Im going to see Athlete at Brixton in April!

 

Anyone else going?

 

Damn Im bored :/

:lol: I saw them last summer at Oxegen :lol: That was ...erm.......a special experience :lol:

At the time we had no idea who they were so we just stared and laughed. Everythings funny when your in a drunken state at a festival :idea2:

Everythings funny when your in a drunken state at a festival

 

everything is funny when you're drunk full stop! :lol:

:lol: Im going to see Athlete but not there lol

everything is funny when you're drunk full stop! :lol:

Very very true actually! And HELLOOOOOOO! :stunned: Long time! :o :cool:

Binatone Spectrum, Pacman, Commodore

ZX-81, donkey kong, fucking high score

Push it to the limit, couldn't push it any more

Wanna be a fucking robot after smoking loads of draw

 

Bought a speak and spell, stuck it to my chest

And wraps some fucking TIN FOIL to my head and to my vest

Walking down the stret, my next door neighbours not impressed

I'm a robot and buying ten fags is my quest

 

Eggsie's gone too far, he thinks he's robocop

He's covered in tinfoil and he's got matching metal socks

We tried to sedate him but he fucking escaped

The man robot myth starts to escalate

 

He tries to sell himself standing in curries

But if the police turn up, he runs in a fucking hurry

He tries to plug himself in the mains with his nob

And when he's fully recharged he goes out on the rob

 

Half man, half machine

What does it mean?

What does it mean?

 

Half man, half machine

What does it mean?

What does it mean?

 

Being a robot in my digital domain

Enter my world, feel my pain

I'm not like other people you might see or you might know

I made love to a BBC micro

Touching on the disk drive, the monitor got hot

I knew from then, I was a motherfucking robot

Bill Gates from Microsoft, Stephen Hawking's voice

And fucking Lara Croft

 

I built a lab, secret in my loft

And built a special costume that would help me to jack off

I sat there in front of the screen

For many years, this had been my wet dream

Now I've reched it, I'm finally there

Like terminator being filmed in Aberdare

So alone, when people stop and stare

Like C3PO but with pubes and hair

 

Robot Love

Robot

Robotic Breakdancing

Robot

 

The doctors found a nut

They said he was an headcase

'cos he sticks silver and cans on his face

 

Sucking off antennas and trying to fuck the fridge

And burnt his pubic wig, with the high voltage

 

I am a robot

My prime directive is to's go to's the shops

And buy's ten fags

Do's you's compute?

 

He wants to buy ten fags, his destination is the shops

A tinfoil suit and a hat like Robocop

If your ask him then he'll do a bodypop

Like terminator, yeah he just won't stop

 

Put electical cable down through the eye of his cock

Plugged it in the wall and gave himself a big shock

The reason that he did it wasn't to give himself pain

Watching Terminator over again and again

 

Fuck man, get him, fucking restrain him man

get him fucking, fucking get him down man

inject him man, get him down

He's fucking nuts spa and he's losing it

Help me man, just get him fucking....

 

Half man, half machine

What does it mean?

What does it mean?

 

Half man, half machine

What does it mean?

What does it mean?

 

Half man, half machine

What does it mean?

What does it mean?