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NO FOOD!!!

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i think i might want to have a poster of both. it'd be so artistic. :cool:

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The only reason its equally as hot as Kalters is because we both have the same surgeon. :)

 

Theres pig fat in my bootay. :)

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What a great surgeon you guys have.

 

Dr. Booty rules.

^ did somebody say booty ? :lol:

You know you want Albie's boo-tay. :wink3:

:wink3:

 

No wait NO I cant even joke about it. :dozey:

:lol: Yeah I had trouble writing it too.

I was doing fine writing 'Albie', but then I had to write booty and I had awful visions and then the vomit starting coming up and and...lets just say it took me a while. :sick:

 

I took it too far. I'm sorry. :cry:

Its ok Girlystar, thats awwwwlright...

 

The joke ends, at Albies endings. Bleuaghaghs

 

BTW I noticed you edited Arse to Bootay because Im a freak.

.....? Oh! I just got the joke. Bleuaghaghs

Yeah because BOOOOOOOOOOTAY!! (eeeoww!) sounds better than arse. (boo!)

.....? Oh! I just got the joke. Bleuaghaghs

Yeah because BOOOOOOOOOOTAY!! (eeeoww!) sounds better than arse. (boo!)

Thank you! Arse is such a fucking stupid word.

 

If like, a girl with a great bootay is on TV or walking past my friends, and someone says "What a nice arse" it just ruins it for me. God damn.

 

And men and Arse, thats just horrid. Oh lord, dont even start me.

Albie and arse is ever worse. :sick:

But I can't say "ass" either because then I sound American.

"What a nice ASS you have, Reilly!"

"What a nice ARSE you have, Reilly!"

"What a nice REAR END you have, Reilly!"

 

Ooh yeah, I prefer the last one. That's HOT.

"What a nice ASS you have, Reilly!"

"What a nice ARSE you have, Reilly!"

"What a nice REAR END you have, Reilly!"

 

 

Whooo hey ooh ey! Youre embarassing me heeere..

 

:P

I'm sorry but it's true! You really do have a nice uhm...bum!

Oh god. :stunned: :sick:

Oh dear, that was un-necessary.

 

Bhahaha, what are you doing other than being in this thread? Cuz for me, this is it. Theres nothing else happening on this forum, its fucking bleaghville.

 

And, I keep swearing :(

what symptoms does one have if one has piles? :stunned:

what symptoms does one have if one has piles?

eh, the runs :/ ?

:uhoh:

 

 

nevermind i was just messing. :D :P

 

 

( i hope ) :stunned:

 

 

 

 

nevermind i was just messing.

 

 

( i hope )

:uhoh: :stunned: :confused:

well lets hope

*Lalalala I cant hear youuuau lalalala*

YIPE! I just, didnt wanna know, is all, sorry lotta! *Recoils in fear*

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