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stroking people is the new hug

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:lol:

 

since when did this all come about?

I wanna be stroked.... :embarrased: strokes are niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice :wink3:

 

 

but I would like to know the same.... since when?? :huh:

Stroking's old skool.

Donating is the new hug. *cough* :charming:

pah! I earned my 70 something blings bro.. yo yo yo check yo self be fo you chic-ity wreck yo self.. :pimp2:

 

 

 

play-yah! :P

stroking as in Anne from Little Britain stroking?

 

"eh, eh, eh...... *stroke* " :lol:

:lol: its taking over me!! all this bling.. mwwaahhaa! whats happening to me!!! :stunned: :cry:

 

I'm scared....

the next thing you know you'll be buying burberry caps and nike air shocks

the next thing you know you'll be buying burberry caps and nike air shocks

 

 

i own a pair of nike shox... :embarrased:

:lol: haha nearly there then, get yourself a addidas shell suit, and some dodgy gold chains whilst your at it

:laugh3: I got them as a gift tho.. my ex boyfriend's brother gets 40% off Nike, he works at Niketown.. so, naturally... I couldnt say no!

 

 

:lol: I swear I'm not a chav! I'd rather be a cowboy before I'd be a chav!

Ooooh 40% off at nike! A lot of people have shoxx for sports purposes, your ok as long as you dont wear them 24/7 and have your jogging bottoms tucked into your socks.

Being a cowboy would be cool, you could chase chavs and lasoo them, and teach them some manners western style!

Ooooh 40% off at nike! A lot of people have shoxx for sports purposes, your ok as long as you dont wear them 24/7 and have your jogging bottoms tucked into your socks.

Being a cowboy would be cool, you could chase chavs and lasoo them, and teach them some manners western style!

 

 

*roundin up chavs*

 

 

 

yeeeaaa haw!

emm I found that when I went to Prague. Was in some bar, and loads of people was stroking this young girl. Its not what you think though !

your ok as long as you dont wear them 24/7 and have your jogging bottoms tucked into your socks.

 

:laugh2: that's sooooo funny, there are loads of people like that in manchester :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

One day they will grow up and look at photos of themselves at 18 and cringe...then burn them :)

stroking people is the new hug

eh? :stunned:

stroking could et you aressted if you did it wrong :P

and i prefer hugs anyway ;)

plus, you can tell when someone wants a hug, and i fyou went up to someone and hugged them, then thye'd see the funny side

but if you went up to some random person and stroked there leg or sometheng, then :shock: :smash:

:lol: exactly :lol:

 

i don't think i would appreciate a random stroke on the leg :inquisitive:

nor would i

but a hugs a hug

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