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movies that suck ass!!!

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The first part of Titanic is terrible Vicky...so long and dragged through....ahhhh.... :-x

  • 2 weeks later...
The Wedding Planner was shit:(

 

awww no i loved that movie!!

  • 3 months later...

Corky Romano was terrible. Oh lord, I can't believe I spent 6 bucks on that piece of shit.

 

...and I like Harry Potter. :| But I'm nerdy, so ignore me.

FreeJack :shock: TOTALLY unwatchable!!

 

Battlefield Earth - ok i never actually saw this one, but by all accounts its a wonder they let Travolta do another film! I wouldnt touch it with someone elses 10 foot pole let alone my own :lol:

 

Spider - they outta pass out sleeping pills with this one, its also one of the bleakest films ive seen in a while

 

Avalon - totally lame virtual reality video game film *superfuckingyawn*

 

Mr Deeds - ok i like Adam Sandler & John Tuturro but this???!!!, an enema would probably be a more pleasant experience than sitting through this again

:shock:

 

The Big Hit - I cant express how bad this was in words :D

 

Waterworld - ????WHAT????? :shock:

 

The Road to Wellville - if youve never heard of this film consider yourself lucky, i have to live with the memory every day :shock:

 

Blame it on the Bellboy - same goes for this waste of a perfectly good film reel

1. THE RING

2. Silent Night, Evil Night 5

3. Christmas Evil

4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part Two

5. Resident Evil

6. DareDevil

 

these moves are really damn bad!

yeah valentine was awful!!!! :shock:

soul survivors is easily the worst film i've ever seen!!!! :o :roll:

biggest load of rubbish ever!!!

and mikey!!!! :? :roll:

There's two types of bad movies:

 

A) Bad movies that are so bad, you never want to see them ever again, and you want to make up for the hour and a half that you have just wasted. They're so bad, they haunt you in your sleep, and scar you for life.

 

B) Bad movies that are so bad, they're great! Can a movie be so bad that it actually goes beyond the furthest depths of "bad" and crosses into the realm of "good?" Yes it can! And Here are my Top Five choices for the absolute best "Awsomely Awful" Movies:

 

 

1) "Dead Alive" (you will NEVER, ever find a more violent movie. And the Lawnmower scene proves it. This is a Peter Jackson classic (director of Lord of the Rings) and if you find it, BUY IT, DO NOT RENT IT. Video Rental Stores only carry the edited version, because of how violent it is. Its a New Zealand Film, and there's a lot of British Humor in it, which takes away the whole essence of a horror film. This is definitely a horror film turned comedy.)

 

2) "Story of Ricky" (this is the movie with the famous head-crush scene used in The Daily Show when Craig Kilborn hosted it, when he did "Five Questions." Its the most violent Kung-Fu out there, not as violent as Dead Alive, but violent enough to be #2 on my list. Like Dead Alive, there are some really strange people in the movie, and you cant help but laugh at them. Like for instance, one of the gang leaders is the most feminine guy I've ever seen in a kung-fu movie. And the Assistant Warden has a glass eye which also serves as a container to hold mints. You can find this movie at a video store, Media Play, or Best Buy. Its a cult phenomenon, so its not going to be cheap.)

 

3) "Jack Frost 2" (dont be fooled by the title. This isnt the Disney movie Where Michael Keaton becomes a snowman and hangs out with his son. This is a movie about a MUTANT KILLER SNOWMAN. and in the sequel, he reeks havoc on an unsuspecting island resort, IN THE FREAKING TROPICS! This movie has some of the worst acting I've ever seen, much like a bad 80s soap opera. You can find this movie in the horror section of any video rental store. This movie comes complete with some of the most annoying characters in movie history.)

 

4) "Meet the Feebles" (This is the most demented movie I've ever seen. Leave it to Peter Jackson to make it. Its a story about a group called "The Feebles" who do variety shows in a theater, featuring theatrical song performances. The main character Wobert goes in to join the cast and discovers that the place is filled with drugs, sex, murder, underground snuff porn, visually-disturbing sexually transmitted diseases, drug trafficking, and black tar heroin. And to top it all off, the movie features a cast made up ENTIRELY OF ANIMAL PUPPETS. There are no people in this movie. This is like Sesame Street on acid.)

 

5) "Crippled Masters" (This is a kung-fu movie that MUST be seen. A guy with no arms teams up with a guy with no legs, to take revenge on the man who crippled them, who happens to be an evil warlord, who has a huge metal hump in his back that is strangely never talked about in the movie. This movie features actors who are crippled in real life, and all the stunts are real. Sometimes you can find it for rent. I suggest you rent it and watch it with friends for some laughs.)

this is a good idea... :D

 

i thought moulin rouge sucked quite a lot of ass :?

its the first and only film i have walked out of without watching it to the end....

PAINFUL EXPERIENCE...

:shock:

:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: you need mental help now! that movie is awsome!!!!!!

hm gangs of new york sucked sucked sucked! i only liked the u2 song :)

A view from the top was awesomely awful, was gwyneth on crack or something to do a movie like that but i would actually see it again cause mike myers was funny like always.

Whoever saw this movie? what decade was it set on? cause i was confused on whether it was the 80s or 90s

yea that movie sucked..legally blonde 2 is in the top 5 worst films ive seen ever! :shock:

Simply Irresitable - oh sarah michelle gellar! how did they trick you into making this

 

yeah but i quite like this movie. i think it's lovely. ;)

 

Ghost from Mars and

Black hawk down

i feel asleep when i watch

Black hawk down

is the worst war movie....you don't even know the different...i mean all the soldier look same... :?

you want suck ass films!?

 

ANY STEVEN SEGAL FILM...EVER :shock:

I saw view from the top. I watched it 'cause I thought Mike Meyers would be good in it, but the movie ended up being just ok.

(it's assES the window, not ASSes the window :) )

And I thought I was the only one who didn't think Titanic was the BEST movie on earth. It was sad, but SOOO unbelievable. How was she really gonna fall in love with the guy in two seconds?

yeah right.

she should've been glad that she didn't drown.

 

There's so many other bad movies out there that there are just tooo many to mention...

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