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Its revolting yet beautiful at the same time :blush:

You should try selling it to the Tate Gallery. Looks like "modern art" to me. Is that a whole banana?? It looks like it's still edible!

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You should try selling it to the Tate Gallery. Looks like "modern art" to me. Is that a whole banana?? It looks like it's still edible!

you should see the other side!

Ahh Prettyful flower

You had any earthworms/mice move in to that heap yet?

Ahh, well wait until you end up having it take over your bin

The one we have on our allotment is huuuuuuuge and crawing with crap

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Well hello peeps, 'tis spring here and I finally got round to my bin. What a shit heap. The first thing I had to get past was all the little spiders who had made it home for the last 6 months. Before you ask, no I didn't take pictures, I could hardly breathe around it. See, thing is because there was no air getting into it, some of it was only half-decomposed. including the hamster sawdust from october which incidentally was full of hamster wee. That was from Sooty, bless it's little pink feet. (That hamster is dead now, if your a newbie here).

 

ok so, as it wasn't compost it was no use to me. I emptied the whole lot onto the floor (~50kg or so), and with my P3 mask on I shovelled the whole lot into the black wheelie bin. took about 4 goes, and 20 minutes. I didn't puke once, although I did heave a couple of times. The bin men came and took away the contents yesterday. Wonder what they thought I'd been up to.

 

Anyway, I though it best you all know what happened. again, sorry I don't have pictures. makes note: MUST TRY HARDER THIS SUMMER. :dozey:

The return of the greatest thread to ever grace this forum!

 

Sounds like a bit of a fuckup burns, but it was your first try, better luck for summer.

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I contemplated drilling holes near the bottom to let the air in, but thought better of it as sludgy juices and electricity do not mix.

I finally got round to my bin

 

 

i still need to do that and i have only 4 days till the end of the holidays :sick:

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Oh....btw...did your flowers grow?
I can't remember which flowers I was talking about :sick:
I can't remember which flowers I was talking about :sick:

 

 

Hehe...I had this summer-ticker in my sig...and you always said:"Oh no is still so long until summer?"....."My flowers didn't grow yet!"....:wink:

Therefore I asked!

:thinking:

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Hehe...I had this summer-ticker in my sig...and you always said:"Oh no is still so long until summer?"....."My flowers didn't grow yet!"....:wink:

Therefore I asked!

ah them daffodils. Nope they haven't turned yellow yet. SOmething fucking wrong with them I reckon :veryangry:

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