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Liam: Chris Martin's a knobhead

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i find it as boring as paaaaaaaants :shock: some of it is ok...but i HATE learning about soils and ecosystems etc etc...never was much of a science person

I don't really care!! Coldplay's awesome' date=' and who gives a fuk about Liam. Coldplay RULEZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!! And that's all that mattas.[/quote']

 

 

exactly!

Chris in my avatar :"come and have a go if you think you're ard enough" maybe not Chris eh? :roll: :D :D

Simon Says: Liams always been a knobhead - so what's new? :D

mwuahahhahaaa :twisted:

i find it as boring as paaaaaaaants :shock: some of it is ok...but i HATE learning about soils and ecosystems etc etc...never was much of a science person

my geo teacher is the BORINGEST MAN IN THE UNIVERSE!!! i can NEVER concentrate, it's tearing me up!

fuck me, i wish my geography teacher had looked like that :P

fuck me' date=' i wish my geography teacher had looked like that :P[/quote']

like who? chris? just remembered someone said a while back he looked like a geo teacher :lol:

i have a male who wears samdales with socks :? at least they're grey or black

right words in the wrong place.

 

:roll:

I had a Geography teacher who used to pronounce photograph as fart-a-graph. It used to drive us crazy! She would calmly be expounding, "Now ladies, look at the fart-a-graph of the cliffs. If you look to the bottom of the fart-a-graph you will see the lush vegetation..." She would just say it over and over...kinda like Liam in a way.

Mispronouciation just pouring out of his face-hole... 8)

ta about chris. he could come over and teach me the geography of the human body anytime ;)

autch seeexyyy! :D biologi maybe?

hmmm i see hayley. and your avatar rulez' date=' badlydrawngirl[/color']

 

 

hell no! YOU rule for saying that! thank you dear! and yes, if my geography teacher looked like Chris, I DEFINITELY would have taken it up as an A Level!! :o

haha i wouldn`t get 5 (A) cuz i wouldn`t be able to concentrate on geo. i`d be concentrating on chris and his sexy-body/voice/eyes/movements/intelligence/knowledge/etc instead

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Just for the record' date=' Liam was talking privately to a friend when he made those comments. Imagine everything you've said off-hand about someone was plastered all over the media.[/quote']

 

Its a shame they didn't rip out his tongue when they knocked his teeth out

Just for the record' date=' Liam was talking privately to a friend when he made those comments. Imagine everything you've said off-hand about someone was plastered all over the media.[/quote']

 

Its a shame they didn't rip out his tongue when they knocked his teeth out

 

 

hehe. that was cruel, but it made me laugh. :o

Just for the record' date=' Liam was talking privately to a friend when he made those comments. Imagine everything you've said off-hand about someone was plastered all over the media.[/quote']

 

Its a shame they didn't rip out his tongue when they knocked his teeth out

Someone talking shit on a Coldplay forum? That's good. What would really be funny is what Liam would do to Chris in a fight. Please.

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