August 14, 200520 yr Guy: ...Fly...! ^ Kind of bad... but it was funny in my mind. :lol: AHAHAHAHA ..fly! hahaha
August 14, 200520 yr The Coldplay Documentary: Scene #142 OUTSIDE THE TOILET. *In hushed tone of voice used by wildlife shows especially when they're sneaking up on a pride of lions* And so, here we have the band waiting for their turns to have a go in the toilet. We must be silent. Look at Jon's piss-resisting technique. He clearly has the strongest bladder of the lot. The expression on his face shows no sign of a need to go to the loo. Amazing. Chris, the one with the blond mane uses the uncommon arm-clutch technique. It is rare to find a manimal who's bladder is directly connected to the nerves in the arms. Fascinating indeed. Will Champion is clearly the brightest of the pack. He has conveniantly unzipped his pants a little bit so that it takes just that millisecond shorter to get down to business once he reaches the toilet seat. That is astounding... Now we must be careful. The black-maned one we have named Guy is in a fragile state. Shh. He is clearly in dire need of the loo, and it seems that he has a weak bladder. Wait, hold on. He speaks. GUY (in tiny voice): My legs feel warm. I think I wet myself LOL!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!!
August 14, 200520 yr fankoo, fankoo... :lol: I was worried it might not be as funny as It was when it was my head...
August 14, 200520 yr Chris:It's........HER! We're doomed! Jonny:I'll never get to have sex with Chris again......... Will:You guys are wierd........ Guy:It's only a picture......... Chris:A picture? Guy:Yes, we took a wrong turning and ended up in the cinema Will:Oh crap................ Not all that funny, but w/e :rolleyes:
August 14, 200520 yr Here's another: Chris: I'm sure it was here! I saw it just a moment ago... Will: Chris, just because you sing about light guiding people home doesn't mean it actually works. *Sigh* ...Oh damn... I broke a nail. Guy: Maybe if I just stand here and look pretty some poor fool will come pick us up. Jonny: ...*groan* Where's the nearest pub? I need to get hammered before I punch one of you in the face.
August 14, 200520 yr Chris:It's........HER! We're doomed! Jonny:I'll never get to have sex with Chris again......... Will:You guys are wierd........ Guy:It's only a picture......... Chris:A picture? Guy:Yes, we took a wrong turning and ended up in the cinema Will:Oh crap................ Not all that funny, but w/e :rolleyes: Re this pic. Where did it come from?? Can someone please let me know [via PM]. Cheers!
August 14, 200520 yr The Coldplay Documentary: Scene #142 OUTSIDE THE TOILET. *In hushed tone of voice used by wildlife shows especially when they're sneaking up on a pride of lions* And so, here we have the band waiting for their turns to have a go in the toilet. We must be silent. Look at Jon's piss-resisting technique. He clearly has the strongest bladder of the lot. The expression on his face shows no sign of a need to go to the loo. Amazing. Chris, the one with the blond mane uses the uncommon arm-clutch technique. It is rare to find a manimal who's bladder is directly connected to the nerves in the arms. Fascinating indeed. Will Champion is clearly the brightest of the pack. He has conveniantly unzipped his pants a little bit so that it takes just that millisecond shorter to get down to business once he reaches the toilet seat. That is astounding... Now we must be careful. The black-maned one we have named Guy is in a fragile state. Shh. He is clearly in dire need of the loo, and it seems that he has a weak bladder. Wait, hold on. He speaks. GUY (in tiny voice): My legs feel warm. I think I wet myself LOL!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: I CANT STOP LAUGHING!!! which picture is this from??? :cry:
August 14, 200520 yr Will: What´s that thing flying over there ? Jonny: Come on Chris.. stay away from me. Chris: Jonny.. I´m flying... Guy: It´s morphing time ! I'd love to know which mag this pic is from... :cool:
August 14, 200520 yr ...And so after the concert' date=' Chris quietly put away the 'Sexy Bassist' prop into the store room where it waits to be used again in the next concert...[/quote'] :lol:
August 14, 200520 yr Chris: "I can't believe I missed tonight's episode of CSI Miami" :lol: random! :lol: :lol: :lol: Love dat show... :cool:
August 15, 200520 yr Chris: Jonny, I thought I told you to stop touching my ass Jon: It wasn't me Chris, I swear! I'm just trying to look sexy for the camera!! Guy: **thinking** and they never knew that the innocent and introverted bassist touched the singer's ass... Will: **in sexy voice** Hello Ladies... Person #1: I wonder if they notice I'm faking this smile Person #2: my pants... are.. too high... They're crushing... my lungs.. can't... breathe.... Old man #3: Don't be mean guys! I wanna be in the photo too!!!
August 15, 200520 yr Author Will: I feel a draft.... Jonny: I am soooooooooo sleepy.. Chris: look into the liiiiiiight... Guy: Are we done here... I have to go pee pee!!!
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