You should be dating a Taurus. 20 April - 20 May This gentle creature is dependable, artistic, and very calm and patient. Though Taurus has the tendency to be self-indulgent, stubborn or materialistic, this bull naturally enjoys a roll in the hay!

 

 

Anyone here a Taurus?

I'm Gemini or Taurus, depends on which magazine you read :D

Shows how ridiculous it is.

I'm Gemini or Taurus, depends on which magazine you read :D

Shows how ridiculous it is.

 

But you're a female.... :o

So?

:stunned:

What's with the stunned face? :P

You should be dating an Aquarius. 20 January - 18 February Your mate is communicative, thoughtful and caring. Though he/she can be tactless and rude and sometimes self-interested, he/she enjoys the intellectual experience of sex.

 

 

I don't think so... I don't like rudeness and tactlessness... The aquareans I know arent communicative at all... :/

my mum isnt rude... :/

Proves what a pile of crap this thing is... :) ;)

I "should be dating" a Scorpio. Yeah.

You should be dating a Libra.

23 September - 22 October

This mate is artistic, refined, loving and romantic. Though the balance of Libra can display manipulative, overbearing and indolent traits, this mate is sure to be a passionate addition to your bed.

 

Surely that wont work :thinking:

 

:surprised: i'm 'half' libra 'half' virgo. :surprised:

 

are you sagitarius? :wink3:

I'm Gemini or Taurus, depends on which magazine you read :D

Shows how ridiculous it is.

I agree with you, i mean i have the same problem, i'm a different sign depends on which mag your read.

(Libra or Virgo).

 

That's like a priest said on a interview about this mags, 'You see how it's not true, because it says me, you'll argue with your wife, and i'm a priest, so i'm not married'.

 

I believe on a astral chart.. (i don't know if it's the correct word). it's a thing of astrology that study you individualy, and it thinks that your life depends on how were the starts and planets when you were born. which planet or sign influences you, which not...

 

and on bioritm, it's more scientifical thing that tolds you how you'll feel tomorrow if you'll feel creative or not... (it's points are: phycal, mental, health; as i remember) and it's based on when exactly were you born (date and hour).

Bea, you believe on Astrology? :/

It's believing IN. Not on.

puedo creer mas una carta astral personal que lo que diga la seccion de horoscopo de una revista.. de todos modos el modo mas cientifico son los biorritmos, en eso si me fío mas, pero rarisima vez me intereso por estos temas, porque en un horoscopo siempre debo leer dos signos asi que... :dozey:

¿Qué son los bioritmos?

 

Bueno la verdad todo eso me parece una gran farsa pues no hay razón alguna para que la fecha de nacimiento de una persona o los planetas puedan influir en su vida. Bueno al menos no una científica. :rolleyes:

puede que no, pero la gente de cuando en cuando necesita creer que así va a encontrar respuestas a sus grandes enigmas. :thinking:

Yeah, I respect that. :)

 

 

What about the bible? :/

is the same thing don't you think, basically are like tales that told us how to live, you know the things we can't do, the things we have to do... i think someone seriusly must modernizar it.

 

because i don't agree with some parts of it. :/ and i think most people don't agree with, but it have some good ideas too.. likes astrology and horoscopes, it basically told us the generic things of how a person of a concrete sing is.

im spose to date a leo. but really anything with a penis will do.

Hahahahahaha!

 

Marks for honesty :wink3:

Our star signs are all out by a couple anyway.

 

honesty is good :smug:

I know, horoscopes are vague and relate to the human population in a very small way in order for them to think its about them... I just read "You will be visited by a mysterious figure from your past- be it a person or THOUGHT" :sick:

now your thinking about it now right? hehe

 

its dumb and makes money.

I know' date=' horoscopes are vague and relate to the human population in a very small way in order for them to think its about them... I just read "You will be visited by a mysterious figure from your past- be it a person or THOUGHT" :sick:[/quote']

 

Watch out - they might mean "He who shall not be named", otherwise known as " :smug: "!! :P