dont you just love em

 

having a little chat amongst themselves.

 

"now what have i told you Herbert about playing with things bigger than yourself!"

 

 

look at them party,they show us all how it's really done

 

 

 

all of the Gnome community come together for this snapshot,beautiful.

no.

What about THIS garden gnome?? :P

Finally! A Garden Gnome thread.

 

I'll post my favourite pics soon :wacky:

If you have a fear of gnomes, does that make you "gnomeophobic"?? :P

That looks like gnome-man's land!! :P

 

All together now?? :D

:sick:

 

Someone... give me.. strength...

Time to call out the "gnome" guard!! :P

Good lord man.

mark...shut up :dozey:

Gno chance!!

lol.... i think this has won my "funniest thread" award lol...... :lol: :) :P :D ;)

I think that's a mis-gnomer!! :P

lol.... i think this has won my "funniest thread" award lol...... :lol: :) :P :D ;)

 

I'll say the same thing when it stops getting DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD by horrific puns.

yes we all gnome that mark is an idiot :P

 

 

yes i love garden gnomes, its a wonder why we havent made this thread sooner! il get some pics of mine if i can be bothered...

awww this thread needs humoristic stylings of the one and only ruffian!!! :cry: It screams out his name!!! :embarrased:

er... albie? :huh:

This thread should come with a serious "elf" warning!! :D

How bored I got last summer on The Sims making Gnomes....

Gnome, gnome on the range

 

A look at the popularity of garden gnomes.

 

Dorothy Dick near Wakefield has had her gnome Norman for about 30 years.

 

She found him discarded at the rubbish dump, all muddy and chipped. "He looked so sad and lonely and his fishing rod was bent and twisted. He had a sort of wistful look in the only eye he had left," she says.

 

But after a complete makeover and repaint, he became a much-loved friend of her grandchildren. While they have long since grown up, Norman remains a family favourite and keeper of precious memories of when the children were young.

 

These days he stands by the fish pond, rod in hand and keeps watch over the water.

 

"And if you look carefully, he'll wink at you," says Dorothy.

In a few weeks you might notice scores of weekend visitors rushing about Charlottesville with quizzical expressions on their faces.

 

They may be holding sheets of paper that look like something Captain Hook might have drawn. Don’t worry, the people poring over the flame-singed treasure maps aren’t latter-day pirates looking for a buried chest filled with gold doubloons.

 

These searchers will be seeking gold, all right, but not the precious ore. No, these folks are interested in gold sprayed from a can.

 

Actually, they’re interested in a statue of a gnome that happened to be the target of the aerosol-propelled paint. You know, those hardened-clay fellows people put in their yards and gardens to liven things up.

 

This particular gnome stands about 2½ feet high and is the grand prize in what is hoped will be an annual event in Central Virginia. On June 25-26 as many as 100 contestants will participate in the first “Great Virginia Race: Quest for the Golden Gnome.”

 

The customized treasure hunt will lead participants from Richmond to Lexington and ultimately to Charlottesville in search of the glittering piece of yard pottery.

How bored I got last summer on The Sims making Gnomes....

 

lol, there was a "gnome attack" (something like that) story on the sims sight i saw about a year ago when i was really into it- it was like one of the recommended stories.

did u do that one?!