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Coldplay Quotes

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Anybody have that quote where Jonny talks about being a shoe salesman? :lol: I've been looking but I can't find it for the life o' me.

 

I think you're talking about that,so there you go :smiley:

 

 

6. Interviewer: If you were going to have a secret alter identity, what would it be?

Jonny: Sell shoes I think. I just love shoes you know? I love smelling them, talking about them.

Chris: Talking to them?

Jonny: Yeah, they’re your only friends sometimes – a good pair of shoes.

SO sweet!!! I :heart: Jonny...he seems like such a nice unassuming and modest kinda guy aww.

I think you're talking about that,so there you go :smiley:

 

 

6. Interviewer: If you were going to have a secret alter identity, what would it be?

Jonny: Sell shoes I think. I just love shoes you know? I love smelling them, talking about them.

Chris: Talking to them?

Jonny: Yeah, they’re your only friends sometimes – a good pair of shoes.

 

is this a video??:smiley:

Q: Are you any good at sex yet?

CM: Nope.

Q: Still useless at it.

CM: Yep.

Q: Rubbish in the sack?

CM: Rubbish.

Q: Really bad?

CM: Yep.

Q: Got a girlfriend?

CM: Nope.

Q: Perhaps you should go out with girls who have more pronunceable names?

CM: How do you mean?

Q: Unlike, say, Imbruglia.

CM: I never went out with her.

Q: Does she keep in touch?

CM No, she doesn't.

 

Made me laugh anyway :lol:

I found this one in a magazine from ages ago....its probably been posted before but oh well!!

 

Chris Martin: "Hopefully, in 20 years time, when we're even balder, even fatter and even shitter, you'll still be here for us"

:lol:

I'll be there for you......:lol:

So Chris never dated Natalie Imbruglia??

Q: Are you any good at sex yet?

CM: Nope.

Q: Still useless at it.

CM: Yep.

Q: Rubbish in the sack?

CM: Rubbish.

Q: Really bad?

CM: Yep.

Q: Got a girlfriend?

CM: Nope.

Q: Perhaps you should go out with girls who have more pronunceable names?

CM: How do you mean?

Q: Unlike, say, Imbruglia.

CM: I never went out with her.

Q: Does she keep in touch?

CM No, she doesn't.

 

Made me laugh anyway :lol:

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

where from?

Ribena!! :lol: Guy, GUY...

I think you're talking about that,so there you go :smiley:

 

 

6. Interviewer: If you were going to have a secret alter identity, what would it be?

Jonny: Sell shoes I think. I just love shoes you know? I love smelling them, talking about them.

Chris: Talking to them?

Jonny: Yeah, they’re your only friends sometimes – a good pair of shoes.

Thank you!! :lol:

"The main reason I wouldn´t sommit suicide, well, I have a daughter now and wouldn't commit suicide because of her"

 

-Chris

ahhhh....so if it were still just him and Gwyn he would :shocked: :lol:

 

im joking...

You know how romance goes. :lol:

 

...DAMN YOU ROMEO AND JULIET

I had completely forgotten about that quote and how funny I found it :lol:

Great, Steph :D !

:lol: Yeah! It's one of my faves...he's such a nerd, :lol: oh how I :heart: him! :D

 

square_1, aww that quote :nice:

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