eloquently bangs the crap out of his drums

hahaha

"Graceful intensity"...great description! What review is that from Nettie?

It's this one... ;)

 

http://mycoldplay.com/home/?p=1661#more-1661

From this interview [thanks *sarah*]

 

The only thing that annoys me is death.”

What do you think death is?

C: “Something interesting – because we might get answers then. There’s one answer I already know and that is what will happen

after my death: There will be a “Best Of” album and a tribute concert in Hyde Park. I think, Sting will sing our biggest hits

instead of me then (laughs).”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I’m on a level where I could eat as much chocolate as I can. And you have to be careful, because suddenly you are a fat singer and I’d like

to prevent that for the next records…

 

 

 

 

 

 

Isn’t it weird that many things, such as biological food or saving the environment cause people to rail about it?

C: Freaky, isn’t it? Yet we’re a terrible and jealous species. Counting me in as well: Great, but terrible. That is how human

beings are. You know, this morning I saw the Queen at the airport in London. When I looked at her with a very curious view, I

was like, man, the Queen is just a human being as well. She, too, has her mistakes, battles and her little delights. And she

has to go to the toilet in the morning as well (laughs).

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Finally, one last question that really interests manhood: how does it feel, knowing out there are millions of women who adore

you? ()

C: Do you believe that they exist?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Straight after this interview, four women of different ages are going to call me, because they are dying to know what it was

like talking to you…

C: Well – and now that’s no bullshit: I think life is exciting and I’m a positive person. But there is something in my head,

that I can describe best by using a quote from a Woody Allen movie: “If there is just one person out there who is unhappy, I

am unhappy myself.” It’s quite the same with me: When I think about this interview later, I won’t think about the four women

who adore me, but about the guys you mentioned who are pissed when they see me in the newspapers. There’s something inside of

me that won’t let me accept that I’m a famous singer…

C: “You know, everytime I travel to America by plane there is that questionnaire and I have to inscribe my job. I never know

what I should write so I change it every time. Sometimes I write ‘musician’ and sometimes ‘husband of a very famous

Hollywood-actress’. It depends on what purpose I’m traveling.” (laughs)

Haha, I love those.

hehe, yes, I love them! especially the last one... :lol:

Coldplay’s latest hit is an ode to the assets of Mariah Carey.

Except you would have had to have been at the China Club on Thursday to hear its one-off performance.

 

 

Chris Martin’s band was giving a private concert for winners of a contest sponsored by radio station WPLJ, when he was asked about the competition between Coldplay’s “X&Y” and Carey’s “The Emancipation of Mimi” for biggest-selling album of 2005.

 

 

When WPLJ reporter Brad Blanks asked Martin how he felt about having Mariah on his tail, he replied: “She’s not, but one of her boobs is. They do most of her work. Last week I was chased down the street by an enormous boob. I think it was hers.”

 

 

Martin even made up a song on the spot, sitting at his keyboard: “Man’s been traveling through space and man’s been to the moon and man’s spent most of his intelligence desiring Mariah Carey boobs.”

 

 

As the crowd laughed, he continued: “Mariah Carey’s boobs are so nice, and she don’t mess around. If she had been aboard the Titanic, there’s no way that ship would have gone down.”

 

 

Can’t wait for Mariah’s response track.

 

:laugh4:

Coldplay’s latest hit is an ode to the assets of Mariah Carey.

Except you would have had to have been at the China Club on Thursday to hear its one-off performance.

 

 

Chris Martin’s band was giving a private concert for winners of a contest sponsored by radio station WPLJ, when he was asked about the competition between Coldplay’s “X&Y” and Carey’s “The Emancipation of Mimi” for biggest-selling album of 2005.

 

 

When WPLJ reporter Brad Blanks asked Martin how he felt about having Mariah on his tail, he replied: “She’s not, but one of her boobs is. They do most of her work. Last week I was chased down the street by an enormous boob. I think it was hers.”

 

 

Martin even made up a song on the spot, sitting at his keyboard: “Man’s been traveling through space and man’s been to the moon and man’s spent most of his intelligence desiring Mariah Carey boobs.”

 

 

As the crowd laughed, he continued: “Mariah Carey’s boobs are so nice, and she don’t mess around. If she had been aboard the Titanic, there’s no way that ship would have gone down.”

 

 

Can’t wait for Mariah’s response track.

 

:laugh4:

 

LMFAO!!!!!! :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: Only Chris could come up with something as brillaint as that on the spot! :laugh4: Wish i could've been there to hear it :(

I would love to hear it. I'm sure it's as good as 'Come and eat my house'....:laugh4:

:laugh2: Nothing beats Cornflake Door :cool: :laugh4:

I love his spontaneity....:D

Coldplay’s latest hit is an ode to the assets of Mariah Carey.

Except you would have had to have been at the China Club on Thursday to hear its one-off performance.

 

 

Chris Martin’s band was giving a private concert for winners of a contest sponsored by radio station WPLJ, when he was asked about the competition between Coldplay’s “X&Y” and Carey’s “The Emancipation of Mimi” for biggest-selling album of 2005.

 

 

When WPLJ reporter Brad Blanks asked Martin how he felt about having Mariah on his tail, he replied: “She’s not, but one of her boobs is. They do most of her work. Last week I was chased down the street by an enormous boob. I think it was hers.”

 

 

Martin even made up a song on the spot, sitting at his keyboard: “Man’s been traveling through space and man’s been to the moon and man’s spent most of his intelligence desiring Mariah Carey boobs.”

 

 

As the crowd laughed, he continued: “Mariah Carey’s boobs are so nice, and she don’t mess around. If she had been aboard the Titanic, there’s no way that ship would have gone down.”

 

 

Can’t wait for Mariah’s response track.

 

:laugh4:

lmao!!!! omgoodness! thats way too good. yes, only chris could come up with that. wow, too funny. :lol:

ive never heard the 'Cornflake Door' song....

Chris is absolutely hilarious.

ive never heard the 'Cornflake Door' song....

 

I’ve got a house, with a cornflake door,

And I take some milk and it opens it some more.

I’ve got a house with some cheese windows,

I dunno why, its just the way it goes.

Come and eat my house.

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1442453#1442453

 

Remix

 

http://mycoldplay.com/home/?p=1449

Holy crap Nettie!! Your site FINALLY works for me. For some reason I've never been able to get the images to load on my comp. But I just tried, and now they do! Hurrrah. What a breakthrough!!! :P :D

I love his spontaneity....:D

 

I swear that Chris is one of the most quick-witted people ever...:D

^Agreed :D

 

I like the Jonny quote in my sig :nice:

^hahaa, that's cute, steph! :nice:

:laugh4:

I’ve got a house, with a cornflake door,

And I take some milk and it opens it some more.

I’ve got a house with some cheese windows,

I dunno why, its just the way it goes.

Come and eat my house.

 

http://www.coldplaying.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=1442453#1442453

 

Remix

 

http://mycoldplay.com/home/?p=1449

 

 

thank you very much nettie :kiss:

:wacky:

;)

hehe i love that.... i remember watching that interview going, whoooaaa you are just so ridiculous its simply hilarious

The last line completes it. It doesn't rhyme, but it's... genius.

 

Come and eat my house.

 

:mellow:

 

 

 

 

 

 

:laugh4: