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whilst searching for the infamous goat pic I found Steph's song :laugh4:

this STILL cracks me up :laugh4: :laugh4:

I got bored so changed the words to 'What If' :lol:

 

 

"What if there was no Guy?

Nothing sexy, nothing fly?

And what if there was no time?

To admire that perfect smile?

 

What if he should decide,

That he wont pick up a bass, in his life?

That he wont buy a goat, for his wife? (rhyming is hard, ok? :lol: )

 

What if we got it wrong?

And no gold pants, or thong,

Could put right, what we got wrong,

Or win his love with this song....

 

What if he should decide,

That he wont, want us there, by his side?

That we wont, was us there, in his life? :(

 

Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,

We all adore him and you know that its right, :D

Ooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,

He turns us on, with those pants oh so tight..... :wink3:

Ooooooooooooh......thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy.....

 

With every step that we take,

And every cheesecake we bake,

That sexy bod and perfect face,

Dont even start me on that bass....

 

But what if he should decide,

That he wont, want us there, by his side?

That we wont, was us there, in his life?

 

Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,

We take a breath when we see that smile, :o

Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,

That Scottish accent and his hair is divine...

Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy......

 

 

Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,

We all adore him but he has a wife, :bigcry:

Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,

We'll keep on dreaming for the rest of our lives.....:bigcry:

Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy......!"

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My mum had X&Y on today while she was cooking...when What If came on, I was thinking of "with every cheesecake we bake" etc etc lmao!

 

Ha! Even funnier if you were actually making cheesecake! :lol:

 

I don't think I'll every be able to listen to What If again and not think about goats!

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edit:lol first come first serve basis? ^

 

goat guy lol must have gone pages back!

have you got the pic of the goat in the tub minus the photoshopped guy face and gold bag and cheese you put on?

 

STEPH IM AM LAUGHING SO HARD IM CRYING!!!!!!!!!

THAT SONG!!!!!!!!

 

 

With every step that we take,

*And every cheesecake we bake, *

That sexy bod and perfect face,

Dont even start me on that bass....

 

 

lmaolmaolmaolmaomoa

 

Omg! lol that song! Classic! steph any new ones underwraps?

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