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For Guy Fans!!The NO Gold Bag Lady Zone!!!

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One day we all get lives' date=' but until then, that shit is funny as hell. :laugh4:[/quote']

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whilst searching for the infamous goat pic I found Steph's song :laugh4:

this STILL cracks me up :laugh4: :laugh4:

I got bored so changed the words to 'What If' :lol:

 

 

"What if there was no Guy?

Nothing sexy, nothing fly?

And what if there was no time?

To admire that perfect smile?

 

What if he should decide,

That he wont pick up a bass, in his life?

That he wont buy a goat, for his wife? (rhyming is hard, ok? :lol: )

 

What if we got it wrong?

And no gold pants, or thong,

Could put right, what we got wrong,

Or win his love with this song....

 

What if he should decide,

That he wont, want us there, by his side?

That we wont, was us there, in his life? :(

 

Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,

We all adore him and you know that its right, :D

Ooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,

He turns us on, with those pants oh so tight..... :wink3:

Ooooooooooooh......thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy.....

 

With every step that we take,

And every cheesecake we bake,

That sexy bod and perfect face,

Dont even start me on that bass....

 

But what if he should decide,

That he wont, want us there, by his side?

That we wont, was us there, in his life?

 

Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,

We take a breath when we see that smile, :o

Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,

That Scottish accent and his hair is divine...

Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy......

 

 

Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,

We all adore him but he has a wife, :bigcry:

Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy,

We'll keep on dreaming for the rest of our lives.....:bigcry:

Oooooooooh, thats Guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuy......!"

oh !! do u have the golden pants pick ? coz i lost it !!!

I wonder if he ever bought that goat for his wife? :lol:

 

i hope so that way the goat could have eaten her shoes hahaha

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:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

gosh this thread is hysterical

What if (Guy version)...:heart: I love how Steph changed the lyrics :laugh3: :laugh3: genius

Hahahahaa :laugh4: I forgot about that!

 

And Nettie threw it onto the stage after the last concert at Earls Court :o haha!

My mum had X&Y on today while she was cooking...when What If came on, I was thinking of "with every cheesecake we bake" etc etc lmao! :laugh4:

My mum had X&Y on today while she was cooking...when What If came on, I was thinking of "with every cheesecake we bake" etc etc lmao!

 

Ha! Even funnier if you were actually making cheesecake! :lol:

 

I don't think I'll every be able to listen to What If again and not think about goats!

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:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

gosh this thread is hysterical

 

 

Thanks ;)

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STEPH IM AM LAUGHING SO HARD IM CRYING!!!!!!!!!

THAT SONG!!!!!!!!

 

 

With every step that we take,

*And every cheesecake we bake, *

That sexy bod and perfect face,

Dont even start me on that bass....

 

 

lmaolmaolmaolmaomoa

"WTF! my eyes"

nicoldba.jpg

 

"but man i dig those shoes and bag wow"

* guy then succumbs to hypnosis via the ultra bright shimmering gold*195.jpg

 

 

There it is!!! That's the goat pic!!! :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3: :laugh3:

 

 

OMG this thread :laugh3:

For anyone that comes on this board and says they are bored, I recommend this thread....90+ pages of pure insanity. :laugh3:

Would anyone like to explain..

and why does Steph get the toes?

*raises eyebrows..

edit:lol first come first serve basis? ^

 

goat guy lol must have gone pages back!

have you got the pic of the goat in the tub minus the photoshopped guy face and gold bag and cheese you put on?

 

STEPH IM AM LAUGHING SO HARD IM CRYING!!!!!!!!!

THAT SONG!!!!!!!!

 

 

With every step that we take,

*And every cheesecake we bake, *

That sexy bod and perfect face,

Dont even start me on that bass....

 

 

lmaolmaolmaolmaomoa

 

Omg! lol that song! Classic! steph any new ones underwraps?

 

 

have you got the pic of the goat in the tub minus the photoshopped guy face and gold bag and cheese you put on?

 

 

 

black-goat-in-bucket.jpg

haha! Aw glad to see this thread back! :0D

Hahahahahahha this is my first time in this thread and by golly gosh its freaking hilarious!!! Work of genius with the goat/cheesecake/song!!!For some reason I really want Guy to see this thread.

Ha Ha yea couldn't mistake that goat smile lol

omg this thread back again NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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