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12 Top Creative Excuses why you're absent from School

1. I was sick.

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12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School

1. I was sick.

2. I had to save a child from a burning building

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12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School

1. I was sick.

2. I had to save a child from a burning building

3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school

12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School

1. I was sick.

2. I had to save a child from a burning building

3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school

4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies

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12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School

1. I was sick.

2. I had to save a child from a burning building

3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school

4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies

5. I had a lobotomy yesterday and I feel fine now.

12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School

1. I was sick.

2. I had to save a child from a burning building

3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school

4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies

5. I had a lobotomy yesterday and I feel fine now.

6. I got distracted by a shiny object. *ooo shiny. runs off*

12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School

1. I was sick.

2. I had to save a child from a burning building

3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school

4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies

5. I had a lobotomy yesterday and I feel fine now.

6. I got distracted by a shiny object. *ooo shiny. runs off*

7. I was in handcuffs all day yesterday being whipped by my good friend

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12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School

1. I was sick.

2. I had to save a child from a burning building

3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school

4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies

5. I had a lobotomy yesterday and I feel fine now.

6. I got distracted by a shiny object. *ooo shiny. runs off*

7. I was in handcuffs all day yesterday being whipped by my good friend

8. I'm whipped my handcuffed friend from 8.00 am to 5.00 pm yesterday. :lol:

12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School

1. I was sick.

2. I had to save a child from a burning building

3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school

4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies

5. I had a lobotomy yesterday and I feel fine now.

6. I got distracted by a shiny object. *ooo shiny. runs off*

7. I was in handcuffs all day yesterday being whipped by my good friend

8. I'm whipped my handcuffed friend from 8.00 am to 5.00 pm yesterday.

9. I watched this guy getting whipped, it was hilarious, apparently he wasn't getting any reward, just getting whipped :cry:

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12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School

1. I was sick.

2. I had to save a child from a burning building

3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school

4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies

5. I had a lobotomy yesterday and I feel fine now.

6. I got distracted by a shiny object. *ooo shiny. runs off*

7. I was in handcuffs all day yesterday being whipped by my good friend

8. I'm whipped my handcuffed friend from 8.00 am to 5.00 pm yesterday.

9. I watched this guy getting whipped, it was hilarious, apparently he wasn't getting any reward, just getting whipped

10. I felt guilty for not giving him any reward, so I gave him all the love for 1 whole day...

12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School

1. I was sick.

2. I had to save a child from a burning building

3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school

4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies

5. I had a lobotomy yesterday and I feel fine now.

6. I got distracted by a shiny object. *ooo shiny. runs off*

7. I was in handcuffs all day yesterday being whipped by my good friend

8. I'm whipped my handcuffed friend from 8.00 am to 5.00 pm yesterday.

9. I watched this guy getting whipped, it was hilarious, apparently he wasn't getting any reward, just getting whipped

10. I felt guilty for not giving him any reward, so I gave him all the love for 1 whole day...

11. even if i did go to shool it would be a distraction, because my red butt cannot be seated... it hurts too much

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12 Top Excuses why you're absent from School

1. I was sick.

2. I had to save a child from a burning building

3. I was abducted by aliens on my way to school

4. I was attacked by a herd of angry pink bunnies

5. I had a lobotomy yesterday and I feel fine now.

6. I got distracted by a shiny object. *ooo shiny. runs off*

7. I was in handcuffs all day yesterday being whipped by my good friend

8. I'm whipped my handcuffed friend from 8.00 am to 5.00 pm yesterday.

9. I watched this guy getting whipped, it was hilarious, apparently he wasn't getting any reward, just getting whipped

10. I felt guilty for not giving him any reward, so I gave him all the love for 1 whole day...

11. even if i did go to shool it would be a distraction, because my red butt cannot be seated... it hurts too much

12. I spent all day thinking about a new topic

topic: things that scare you

1. things that jump at me out of the blue

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topic: things that scare you

1. things that jump at me out of the blue

2. cockroaches that fly

topic: things that scare you

1. things that jump at me out of the blue

2. cockroaches that fly

3. ...spiders

topic: things that scare you

1. things that jump at me out of the blue

2. cockroaches that fly

3. ...spiders

4. boogey monsters

topic: things that scare you

1. things that jump at me out of the blue

2. cockroaches that fly

3. ...spiders

4. boogey monsters

5. (in eric's case...) scary monsters that grab people out of their kitchens. :)

topic: things that scare you

1. things that jump at me out of the blue

2. cockroaches that fly

3. ...spiders

4. boogey monsters

5. people that send me links like this ... http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/taken/

6. earthquakes

7. talking in front of lots of people :o

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topic: things that scare you

1. things that jump at me out of the blue

2. cockroaches that fly

3. ...spiders

4. boogey monsters

5. people that send me links like this ... http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/taken/

6. earthquakes

7. talking in front of lots of people <<me too :stunned:

8. muggers

topic: things that scare you

1. things that jump at me out of the blue

2. cockroaches that fly

3. ...spiders

4. boogey monsters

5. people that send me links like this ... http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/taken/

6. earthquakes

7. talking in front of lots of people <<me too

8. muggers

9. creepy-crawlies of all sorts (insects and arachnids included)

I always screw this thread up! :cry:

topic: things that scare you

1. things that jump at me out of the blue

2. cockroaches that fly

3. ...spiders

4. boogey monsters

5. people that send me links like this ... http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/taken/

6. earthquakes

7. talking in front of lots of people <<me too

8. muggers

9. creepy-crawlies of all sorts (insects and arachnids included)

10.sharks

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I always screw this thread up! :cry:

 

Oh, it's not a big deal :)

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