CANCER

Idiots with Bad breath, and no fashion sense. Couldn't get laid in a bath house, with a Cock made of soap.

 

PISCES

Charismatic, with HUGE penises....even the women. If you haven't been gangbanged by a group of Drunk Pisces you haven't LIVED.

 

LIBRA

Very gentle...and mentally slow. Libra are often mistaken for shrubbery.

 

CAPRICORN

Bitchy, and opinionated.....Love the cock.

 

AQUARIUS

Hippies. Usually vegan, and smell like Patchouli oil, and Ass.

 

 

ARIES

Self centered, and will probably do hard time.

 

TAURUS

Obnoxious bullies, who smell their own socks after a hard day of mowing lawns.

 

LEO

Stalkers! Every fuckin one of them.

 

 

VIRGO

Very Quiet and shy, until they get their first REALLY GOOD pounding. (* From a pisces of course), then they turn into total Scorpio's.

 

 

SCORPIO

WHORES. Scorpio's LOVE to blame their promiscuity on their astrological sign. As if to think that if they were born six weeks earlier, they'd be reading a book at home, instead of getting anally fisted at a bondage club.

 

 

SAGITTARIUS

Ugly.

 

GEMINI

Cockblockers. A Gemini is never happier than when he can prevent someone from getting laid. they pine for a world that has as little sexual contact as them.

i'm a stalker :smartass:

 

 

although i guess we all aready knew that :wideeyed:

PISCES

Charismatic, with HUGE penises....even the women. If you haven't been gangbanged by a group of Drunk Pisces you haven't LIVED.

:thinking:

that's abselutely fzalse :thinking:

you must be one :thinking:

ANAL ising like that :kid:

no huge cock but le vagina or ginadore :wideeyed:

 

imma not a bad breather...imma listerine onda :disappointed:

:lol: This is so funny

 

I'm capricorn :rolleyes:

I want to know what mine in english is! :/

^ cancer,i think

 

 

AQUARIUS

Hippies. Usually vegan, and smell like Patchouli oil, and Ass.

:sneaky: :dozey: :dozey:

No it's not cancer......it is the man with the arrow?! :huh:

sagitarious???

:( :angry:

 

This would be BAD!!! :lol:

No it's not cancer......it is the man with the arrow?! :huh:

 

oh,sorry ,you 're right :D i watched the date when you joined this forum :/ :lol:

 

Sagittarius ;)

I'm a Pisces. Yay for me.

I'm ugly! :cry:

you arent

:smug: :smug: :smug: :smug: :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh surely I'mma bitchy cock lover :shifty: hah

I'm a Pisces. Yay for me.

 

Ditto! :P Or should that be "dildo", judging by the description?? :P

i'm a hippie.......so thats why i smell so weird... :lol: :lol: :rolleyes:

And what about you Mark? I bet you must be a Cancer or a Leo. :D

 

kidding*

What do you have against cancer??? :/

I guess I'm gonna do hard time. :wiseguy: Might as well get started.... :smoking:

Wow doesn't Scorpio's sound nice :rolleyes:

I am a scorpio and GOD THAT IS TOTTALY WRONG!!!! or isnt it?! :rolleyes:

SCORPIO

WHORES. Scorpio's LOVE to blame their promiscuity on their astrological sign. As if to think that if they were born six weeks earlier, they'd be reading a book at home, instead of getting anally fisted at a bondage club.

 

So true for me...

I'm capricorn,birthday soon :cool: