Paul has the very best one, thats how I talk to people :P

:lol:

Paul has the very best one, thats how I talk to people :P

 

Me too. Music always does it for me.

Tell me that you like whichever bands that I like and I'm sold.

Fo sho.

Me too. Music always does it for me.

Tell me that you like whichever bands that I like and I'm sold.

Fo sho.

 

Same here, thats what made alot of people my friends :lol:

pick-up lines are terrible

 

"Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

 

"Hey do you have any irish in you?" [blank stare]

"You want some?"

"Eh baby girl, can I hold yo tittie?"

oooh I begin to remember those failed cheesy pick-up lines :dozey:

"how ya doing?" xD

Is that a mirror in your pants? Because I can see me in them....

This thread reminds me of a funny thread someone started some time ago... I miss it! :bigcry:

I lost my number....can I have yours? :D

One of my friends in college was a math major and he told me that he once used this pick-up line on a date:

 

"Hey...I'm majoring in math, so how about we do a little math. We'll add you and me, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply."

 

I asked him if it worked...and sadly, yes.....it did. Pathetic. Yet...clever, I guess.

^ :lol:

<nerd voice> You turn my software into hardware. </nerd voice>

And also, whenever I visit a friend's house, I never fail from saying, "Hey honeybuns. Live here often? ;)"

 

It makes no sense and that's the beauty of it.

haha that nerd one is funny xD

 

''hey come here often?'' xD

That shirt is very becoming on you, if i was on you i would be cumming too. :sneaky:

HAHAHAHA! :awesome: :awesome: :awesome:

A pick-up line on the internet. True story.

 

 

 

 

 

some random guy: Hey, you're name is Candy. Do you taste like Candy?

me: STFU

lol

:laugh3:

I love cheesy pickup lines:D they are quite a turn on:wink3:

 

Here's a few:

 

so, apart from being sexy what else do you do?

 

(In an aussie bogan voice) how ya goin? (Like Daniel Radcliffe in December boys;))

 

what has 100 teeth and holds back a monster? My zipper!

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put you and I together

 

my face is leaving this bar in 5 minutes and you better be on it!

I love cheesy pickup lines:D they are quite a turn on:wink3:

 

If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put you and I together

 

 

 

that turns you on?? :wtf:

that turns you on?? :wtf:

 

that one doesn't, but others do if they are not too corny and are done properly by a certain person.

^^ ok ok :wacko:

aah, pick up lines..

this reminds me of a spanish joke (which would make no sense in english :dozey:)

 

-bailas?

-no.

-y eso?

-eso es mi amiga y tampoco baila.

 

 

-bailas?

-sí!

-pues que te diviertas...

hey baby, i'm really really ugly :wacko: