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Chris Martin's toilet roll

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: omg this thread has gone crackers :lol:

 

 

Chris ? wearing condoms? ummm kid and kid on the way' date=' don't think he's doing that. :lol:[/quote']

 

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this is hilarious. Every bit of the text cracks me up :lol:

I'm gonna vote this one for fave thread the next time. :lol: :lol:

LMFAOOOOO LMFAO.

 

Well he's gotta use protection SOMETIMES. Or once did.......

 

 

 

 

:huh: Huh.... LMFAO.

 

 

I think I found my entertainment for the rest of the afternoon... CONDOM REVIEWS!!!!! :blush:

penis enhancer

so jonny needs that?!

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I've literally gone through hundreds of these Crown Condoms, and they're the only one I'll use! I've tried everything and these are thin enough to let me feel every tiny ridge and pulse inside my lady!

 

Anonymous - RI - USA

 

 

 

RHODE ISLANDER. NOOOOO :bigcry: I'm so embaressed for this state! LMFAO!

 

 

 

Holy shit! Look at this!

 

 

I didn't believe a change in the type of condoms would make a difference but I was SO wrong. I've tried many in the top ten list and this is the best for both A++

 

John - Ohio

 

 

 

We all know that H and the Ohio thing is juse a ruse. :wink3:

LMFAOO OH MY GOD.

 

 

:thumbsup: :drunk:

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I wrote is as Chrissy Martin LMFAO Nothing pleases my Jonny boy like the vibrating jonny plus

OOOOH yeah!

 

 

:sneaky:

 

 

We girls all love the "Jonny boy" nudge nudge wink wink

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You're craaaazy, Texasluvsjonny :lol: I like it :lol:

I wrote is as Chrissy Martin LMFAO Nothing pleases my Jonny boy like the vibrating jonny plus

 

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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It said they will put the review on the site ina few days. Don't forget to check back. :lol:

I can't... no... I... seriously... I almost fell off my chair.

it can't be!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I'll definitely check it out :lol: :lol: :lol: That's for sure :lol:

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im totally checking back in a few days to see if its there, i pray it goes up, that would make my year :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

the sentence alone has already made my year... dammit. :lol: :lol: :lol: my mom is seriously worried now because I keep laughing so hard. rofl

This is just funny and sick at the same time....http://www.condomdepot.com/learn/female-instructions.cfm

 

EXPLICIT CONTENT...sort of...not really.... :lol: :wink3:

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If you want funny check out the reviews of the Mr Fister fist shaped dildo. My fav review:

Rick Allen of Def Leppard Loves It!!, December 9, 2005

Reviewer: Rick Allen - See all my reviews

I'm a famous drummer. Ever since losing my arm in an auto accident in the 90's, I've had trouble pleasing my band. My singer, Joe Elliot, is very anal.Thanks to Doc Johnson's "Mister Fister", when I'm performing behind Joe he knows I'm not fa-fa-fa foolin'. Many of you who have all of your limbs don't realize how hard it is to beat your wife with one arm. Well, thanks to Doc, I just pop this baby in my socket, and I don't have to do the ole "one arm grab and headbutt" anymore. Unta, Gleeben, Glountan, Globen!

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: fa fa fa foolin" LMFAO

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Uhm, what's the proper word for that female condom thing... very graphic :lol: :lol: :lol:

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