go angie :wink3: :juggle:

lmfao :lol:

Hey Steph did you see this? :lol:

OMFG they finally added my review! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This morning it just popped into my mind that I needed to check back :lol:

IM GONNA PISS MYSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

 

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HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA OMG

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chrissy martin :lol: :lol:

^bumped because I needed a laugh.

OMG this thread :lol: never seen it before!

Greatest thread ever! And that fookin condom site removed my brilliant review. FUCKERS! :veryangry:

Greatest thread ever! And that fookin condom site removed my brilliant review. FUCKERS! :veryangry:

 

:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

 

maybe next time they won't remove it

You would think they would want a product endorsement by a big star like Chris. :rolleyes:

haha

 

anyway if you get the chance to meet chris,... make sure to ask him about the toilet roll

 

goodnight :)

I have met Chris and did not discuss his ass wiping. Damnit, why didn't I ask him about ass wipe?

toilet paper

 

:thinking:wierd

im new here help

OH MY GOD!! LMAO!! READ THIS!!

!!! I CANT BELIVE ITS NOT REAL !!!, December 21, 2005

A Kid's Review

MY NAME IS BRETT ORCUTT AND I LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. WHEN I FIRST RECIEVED THIS GIFT FOR MY BIRTHDAY I WAS UNSURE IF IT WOULD FIT. AFTER LUBING IT WITH INDUSTRIAL AXLE GREASE MY GAY LOVER "BRIAN THE BUTT PIRATE" PLUNGED IT DEEP IN MY DOOKIE SHUTE... I SCREAMED WITH PLEASURE. AFTER WHAT SEEMED LIKE AN ETERNITY HE PLULLED IT OUT OF MY GAPPING MUDD TUNNEL AND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE WITH IT. IT LEFT A PASTE OF BLOODY BUTT MUD ACROSS MY CHEEKS. I HAVE NEVER EXPERIANCED SUCH AN EROTIC FEELING. MY DUNG HOLE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. DEFINATLY RECOMMEND IT TO ANYONE WITH A TIGHT ASS WAITHING TO BE EXPLORED!!!

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:laugh3::laugh3::laugh3::laugh3:

If you want funny check out the reviews of the Mr Fister fist shaped dildo. My fav review:

Rick Allen of Def Leppard Loves It!!, December 9, 2005

Reviewer: Rick Allen - See all my reviews

I'm a famous drummer. Ever since losing my arm in an auto accident in the 90's, I've had trouble pleasing my band. My singer, Joe Elliot, is very anal.Thanks to Doc Johnson's "Mister Fister", when I'm performing behind Joe he knows I'm not fa-fa-fa foolin'. Many of you who have all of your limbs don't realize how hard it is to beat your wife with one arm. Well, thanks to Doc, I just pop this baby in my socket, and I don't have to do the ole "one arm grab and headbutt" anymore. Unta, Gleeben, Glountan, Globen!

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: fa fa fa foolin" LMFAO

 

whahahahahahahahhaahahhahaha

im new here help

 

Have you run out of toilet paper at a crucial time??:stunned:

I have met Chris and did not discuss his ass wiping. Damnit, why didn't I ask him about ass wipe?

 

next time you know what you have to say

next time you know what you have to say

 

She'd better not, or else she'll be in deep sh*t..................... :rolleyes:

Far out,and you cannot even spell toilet roll..:P

i thin he uses andreax.

its the best and only fit 4 the best

i thin he uses andreax.

its the best and only fit 4 the best

 

How do you know that?? Are you a bog roll tester??:rolleyes: