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Chris Martin's toilet roll

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i can upload it for you if you want but it's gonna take a while ;)

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and the fuck me-pics are just like... FUCK ME! next time coldplay's here i'm gonna make a banner; MR BERRYMAN, PLEASE FUCK ME! i wonder what chris does then... :sneaky: :lol:

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LMFAO.

therese

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then chris

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then guy

:freak: :embarrased:

look at the eyes!

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UOPS!I WANTED TO PUT TERESE IN THE FIRST PIC SORRY!NOT STEPH!

:thinking: :uhoh2:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

you just made my day hun !

Oh my...

I've been staring at his hip so far :drunk: :lol:

me too.... :wideeyed:

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All this Chris sticking his tongue down Guy's throat/Chris asking Jonny to marry him/and everybody and their momma fucking Guy is all fine and dandy but not helping me on my toliet paper quest. :angry: Now lets get back to the topic: TP and Chris' ass.

:lol: :lol: :lol: ok...TP

umm....how about a earth safe paper? ;)

Wow. . . has Guy ever looked so sexy!? And Chris . . . yum. I've never really been that attracted to him, but wow! Anyway, interesting thread!

:lol:

i don't ever belive anything chris says.. or well, if he declares his love for me or jonny i would totally belive him :wink3:

 

:lol: :D

 

maybe im asking a lot

 

but do you have the video you are talking about?the video where chris say that?

 

and yeah....i just like coldplay since 2 moonths ago and the only thing i realize is that chris make a looot of jokes with a normal face!is really .....well i love the way he is! :D

 

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ID5XUDHU

and now i'm gonna sleep :baby:

yeah chris' hip bones!

does it say 'new toilet paper.. or the affection that your mother in-law deserves' :lol: :lol:

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