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IDK...lol :lol: :lol: :o :stunned:

"Mr Fister"

That's hilarious :lol:

Deserves the "dumbest name in sex gadgets" :lol:

http://snipurl.com/kmvr :lol:

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OMG, the first review by Chris Lee Mullins... :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's too much :lol:

ROFL

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LMAO!!!!!ROFL!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

now that's... what the... :lol: :lol:

also interesting review there: "I'd wait until the double-fisted version comes out sometime after New Years." eehm... :wink3: :lol: :lol:

:o

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:lol: :lol: :lol: OMFG :lol: :lol: :lol:

Ewww!!

EE PROFESSOR LOVES THIS CHIT, December 21, 2005

Reviewer: DOCTOR ETEZADI - See all my reviews

After fisting my students for so long, (I am an Electrical Engineering Professor @ UNR; Dr. Etezadi) I've often thought of getting my own in hopes it would feel as good to receive as to give. Although the fistings i give my students are MUCH MUCH MORE PAINFUL, i enjoy this product very much. If you want to FIST like a PRO, then i recommend getting The FIST SHAPED DILDO DONG.

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Freaks...

I'm getting scared now :wreck:

:biker:

I HAVE CREATED A MONSTER!

 

 

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OH MY GOD!! LMAO!! READ THIS!!

!!! I CANT BELIVE ITS NOT REAL !!!, December 21, 2005

A Kid's Review

MY NAME IS BRETT ORCUTT AND I LIVE IN A SMALL TOWN IN SOUTHERN CALIFORNIA. WHEN I FIRST RECIEVED THIS GIFT FOR MY BIRTHDAY I WAS UNSURE IF IT WOULD FIT. AFTER LUBING IT WITH INDUSTRIAL AXLE GREASE MY GAY LOVER "BRIAN THE BUTT PIRATE" PLUNGED IT DEEP IN MY DOOKIE SHUTE... I SCREAMED WITH PLEASURE. AFTER WHAT SEEMED LIKE AN ETERNITY HE PLULLED IT OUT OF MY GAPPING MUDD TUNNEL AND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE WITH IT. IT LEFT A PASTE OF BLOODY BUTT MUD ACROSS MY CHEEKS. I HAVE NEVER EXPERIANCED SUCH AN EROTIC FEELING. MY DUNG HOLE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME. DEFINATLY RECOMMEND IT TO ANYONE WITH A TIGHT ASS WAITHING TO BE EXPLORED!!!

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"BRIAN THE BUTT PIRATE"

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Ok, this gets the silver for dumbest sex gadgets :lol:

 

I think these reviews are as real as Texasluvjonny's is :rolleyes: :lol:

right... ehm... that probably does not belong here. ...

If you want funny check out the reviews of the Mr Fister fist shaped dildo. My fav review:

Rick Allen of Def Leppard Loves It!!, December 9, 2005

Reviewer: Rick Allen - See all my reviews

I'm a famous drummer. Ever since losing my arm in an auto accident in the 90's, I've had trouble pleasing my band. My singer, Joe Elliot, is very anal.Thanks to Doc Johnson's "Mister Fister", when I'm performing behind Joe he knows I'm not fa-fa-fa foolin'. Many of you who have all of your limbs don't realize how hard it is to beat your wife with one arm. Well, thanks to Doc, I just pop this baby in my socket, and I don't have to do the ole "one arm grab and headbutt" anymore. Unta, Gleeben, Glountan, Globen!

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: fa fa fa foolin" LMFAO

 

Now that's funny...:lol:

 

Y'all are CRAZEE!! :o

natural boy!

 

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Dude...thats just wrong.... :lol: :angry: :lol:

:lol: :lol: AH! LMFAO!

OH MY GOSH!

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:lol: :lol: :lol: My dad walked in just now as I was scanning the page and saw the picture and he was like :o :o :huh: :confused:

oh my god :lol: :lol: :lol: