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Chris Martin's toilet roll

Texasluvsjonny
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"toilet paper 'neve'....the care you mother-in-law deserves"

 

 

you almost got it, anita! :D

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:lol: almost.. portuguese is very similar to spanish

Remember that one time where I had thought that Brazil had Spanish like the entire time? I was talking to you in Spanish and you were like "Uhhh..." :lol:

Hey uh, while we're on the subject...

 

 

 

Can anyone tell me what brand of condoms the guys use...? It's incredibly important that I find out! :D

 

 

 

 

No one... Anyone... Anyone?? :/

damn...didnt work...The picture was a pack of the Trojan Magnum XL condoms :lol:

Awesome! :lol:

What the hell do condoms look like? :confused:

 

Wait. I don't wanna know.

why won't anyone help me with this. I did that search thing first and there are no other posts about this. I just want to be closer to Chris' ass. Please help me. :kiss:

 

you know they read these things dont you!! Richard ashcroft told me so.

Hey uh, while we're on the subject...

 

 

 

Can anyone tell me what brand of condoms the guys use...? It's incredibly important that I find out! :D

 

 

 

 

No one... Anyone... Anyone?? :/

:sneaky:

thats really funny, maybe texaslovesjonny really is one of the guys. haha a leaf, sometimes they use whole branches :lol:

Remember that one time where I had thought that Brazil had Spanish like the entire time? I was talking to you in Spanish and you were like "Uhhh..." :lol:

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

yeah!!

sí sí, no hablamos español, hablamos portugués así como en Portugal! :D

What the hell do condoms look like? :confused:

 

Wait. I don't wanna know.

 

 

 

http://www.google.com

 

Google it! But uh.... I don't take any liability for any disturbing pictures of penises that might come up! :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

 

I wonder if Chris is a Trojan guy... Or maybe that's Jonny.

 

 

Oh... my god.... :o

 

http://www.condomdepot.com/

 

 

 

.....GLOW IN THE DARK? Definately Guy's style, I bet!

 

 

OOOOOOOK. *hides* LMFAO

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Chris ? wearing condoms? ummm kid and kid on the way, don't think he's doing that. :lol:

i think guy is more the music-type.. you know, they play tunes when..yeah ;)

:lol: :lol: :lol:

God, what's the first thing that I see clicking on this condom site???

"Vibrating Johnny" :o

Thanks, that was more than enough :lol: :lol: :lol:

LMFAOOO.... omg. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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"The must have sex gadget for '06!", I told ya, 2006 was the year of the Jonny :lol:

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