I have PROBLEMS dudes!

:huh:

Do tell.

 

*Puts on glasses, to look smart*

 

:cool:

 

*Dang, wrong glasses*

 

:cry:

This might hurt Ri...

:huh: is it a penis realted issue??

*puts head under cold water to take the obsession away*

Go forth, I am prepared.

 

The glasses man, the glasses.

I can't believe I'm here...GOD.

So, women. I've been getting the eyes from a girl in our local pub for months, the other week I thought 'ahhh fuck it' and I went for a chat. The thing is, one of her male friends told me a few weeks ago that they were together- after a good few days of contact with her she informs me that that is not the case, and that she is also rather keen on the leg.

Tonight she came out with me, without her friends, I felt i'd made a complete arse of myself. After walking her home, i sent her a message, to which she didn't reply. I naturally though 'i've fucked it up', a while later she replies telling me she's had a huge row with that very same friend because he can't handle her liking someone else...

My problem is...should i cook an egg with my bacon for my late night snack?

EGG, people! EGG?!

My paralysis:

 

Grow some balls and hit that shit. Fool.

Ri, my son. That was never in doubt. Fuck him, I'm her man.

What I wanted to know was if I should eat egg, the opportunity is now lost :disappointed:

No seriously. Leg you shouldn't do anything harsh yet until you know more about it.

 

Dont go cooking any egg's tonight.

 

Talk to the other guy first, make sure he's just being an ass trying to get out with a girl he can't. Unless he WAS going out with her and things went sour and still are, that, Leggy, makes things even further complicated.

 

See what that dude says first. If you arent worried about the dude, at all, not even a tinsy winsy bit, then go for it.

 

Yes, cook the eggs. Tonight.

Ooooh, I thought it was a wise metaphor.

 

You whore.

No seriously. Leg you shouldn't do anything harsh yet until you know more about it.

 

Dont go cooking any egg's tonight.

 

Talk to the other guy first, make sure he's just being an ass trying to get out with a girl he can't. Unless he WAS going out with her and things went sour and still are, that, Leggy, makes things even further complicated.

 

See what that dude says first. If you arent worried about the dude, at all, not even a tinsy winsy bit, then go for it.

 

Yes, cook the eggs. Tonight.

 

Haha, it is an honest problem though, and is very convoluted.

They used to be together...no longer. He clearly still wants her, I want her, she wants me...if he has to act an arse then I must deal with him.

 

 

How's life, Ri?

Life is like a bowl of coconuts, you never know what your going to get.

 

My life is good because I dont have any icky girl problems like that, my recent experiences of egg-cooking have been fruitful and not awkward, at all, just the way I like it. Sunny Side Up.

 

I hate to doubt your manhood Leggy but she could be a dirty tramp liar who is still anally gagging the other guy. Dont forget such a possibility. Happened to a friend*

 

*me

 

:cry:

I'm very open to that possibility, Ri. If so, I'll just make sure I have sex with her at least once and then just ignore any actual FEELINGS.

 

 

God damnit, I need to go to bed before 3am one night.

You have 5 minutes remaining.

send me a naked picture.

I have PROBLEMS dudes!

 

 

NOOOO....REALLY???? :dozey:

I hope you went for the egg.... :rolleyes:

 

 

I say forget the bloke and go for the girl. He's obviously a jealous fool and wanted to just deter you from getting with her... he's a boy... forget him!

So what happened? I want to know :D Sounds interesting......

I hate them! Really!

Wow, interesting thread from moi. How shaming.

Turns out that girl actually was a crazy lie whore, but I got sex and now she's long gone.

 

Good talk.

oh.. seems she was a bit too desperate for you haha

Oh umm..:wtf:

Reading this thread this morning has been like watching a movie.

 

:D