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MAFE
in The Lounge

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Beware girls!! MEN ARE SIMPLY CACA! :sick:

 

 

 

 

 

She: What im gonna wear?

He: Im gonna make her doggy style

 

She: I hope he's a funny guy

He: I hope she can fuck

 

She: He must be cute. When Melissa told me about the date she was giggling...

He: I hope she's not a fucking cow. When Tom told me aout the date he was laughing his ass off...that motherfucker...

 

She: Humm...im gonna wear new undies

He: Im not gonna wear undies....i need to get the fucking clothes off quickly

 

 

She: I hope he has a big house, a cool car

He: Shit...i need coins for the metro

 

 

She: I hope he's not gonna think Im easy

He: She must be a fucking ho if she accepts to date with me

 

 

She: Im gonna use my Chanel perfume

He: Shit...i have to take a shower

 

 

She: Is he gonna be educated? he's gonna open the door for me?

He: Does she likes to suck dicks? or i have to make she suck mine???

 

 

She: Is he nasty??? because if i like him, maybe i won't care

He: Is she gonna get upset if i grab her ass??

 

 

She: I hope he's cute, i hope he listens me and understands me

He: I hope she shuts her fuck up and she moves like a 5 speed Whirpool

 

She: I hope we can talk nicely

He: I hope she has big tits and a juicy ass

 

 

She: I hope he's a serious man and i hope he has goals

He: Is she gonna obligate me to use the fucking condom???

 

 

She: Does he shave?

He: Does she shave her pussy?? or does she have a fucking racoon down there??

 

 

She: His name is the same name of my ex...

He: How the fuck is her name????

What is this an excerpt from?

 

And not every man thinks like that.

Exactly!

 

People as a whole are simply caca. Lots of women are just as bad as men.

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that's a JOKE MAN!!!!!!

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tell me

nice

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:(

People as a whole are simply caca. Lots of women are just as bad as men.

Amen to that .

Also, it's so fucking unfair when some women treat you like crap for what some asshole out there did to them in the first place..gah /rant

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im totally agree with you Hoff!! :laugh1:

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me too

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