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THE COLDPLAYER HAS BEEN UPDATED - HALLELULAH!

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Just been reading the Coldplayer, which has been updated - at long last! Still got a month's worth of stuff to put up, but I found this amusing.... :lol:

 

Production Rehearsal Day

 

The band wander onto stage early in the afternoon with a few thing they want to work through. The setlist doesn't vary wildly across the tour, but it has to change enough to keep the guys interested if nothing else. To this end, there's a few new things being tried out that are new to everyone. Firstly, there's just some general loosening up and getting used to being back up there. Will is first up, and heads for the piano. He's joined by Jonny and they end up stumbling into playing a Blur track.

 

Pretty soon, everyone's up there, and out of the first noodling jam, 'A Fairytale of New Yrok' by the Pogues emerges. The Shane McGowagan impression is pretty flawless - and being as from where I am, I can hear but not see Chris, it's all the more easy to believe he's gone away for a few weeks and come back a broken toothed old lush...

 

There's not too much to work through and what there is, goes pretty well, so the afternoon proceeds at a pleasant and leisurely pace. The guys are working on The Hardest Part, which somehow morphs into a rather ridiculous jazz chord ending. This amuses the guys to such a degree that they can't play it wihtout veering off down that route. It'd also be a shame if they remember to play the ending proerly come the gig tomorrow. There's a 'Soundcheck Party' at 6pm, so we break for some food, ready to get back to that and then call it a night.

 

'Politik' kicks off proceedings at the soundcheck party, which can't fail to blow away the cobwebs after a month off the road. The guys try out a couple of new acoustic things that may or may not get into the set. One receives a rather lukewarm reception, from the small gathered crowd and so is looking unlikely. The other however, is an old number which plainly works a treat and will definitely be in tomrrow night.

 

The soundcheck party dissolves into a 'meet and greet' as everyone gets to say hello, get stuff signed and take photos. The guys also get some pretty natty Jerseys as gifts, which are large enough to fit the whole band in earch. Guy gets enthused and puts his straight, on which sets jonny off. Chris pulls his trousers down to his knees in full gangsta stylee and grabs his crotch. Will ever the straight man folds his neatly over his arm and is having none of it, choosing to carry on chatting to the fans.

 

The Coldplayer

 

Boy, I'd pay to see Chris Martin grabbing his crotch... :lol:

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THANK YOU NETTIE!!!

 

Thank You Lord!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: great....I love this boys

 

thanks for posting :kiss:

Haha....and why did he not take pictures of this :angry: :lol:

Nettie, would you be kind to post those pics from load in? please!!

"HALLELULAH, HALLELULAH, HALLELULAH, HALLELUUUUULAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!"

 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS FINAAALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

 

 

Thanks Nettie! :kiss:

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Don't know how to get them - sorry

oh..ok.. :kiss:

 

anyone else? just the first pic!

Haven't got a clue how to take photos off there...well not the full sized ones anyway.

Sorry. :/

 

Why do you want it? :idea2:

Pretty soon, everyone's up there, and out of the first noodling jam, 'A Fairytale of New Yrok' by the Pogues emerges. The Shane McGowagan impression is pretty flawless - and being as from where I am, I can hear but not see Chris, it's all the more easy to believe he's gone away for a few weeks and come back a broken toothed old lush...
LMAO!!! :lol: What i'd do to hear that!!! :lol:
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what pic? From the Coldplayer? I think it's Hoppy.

Mimixxx' date=' I got a question..who are this boys in your ava?? :D :D[/quote']

 

Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal. From Brokeback Mountain :D

 

I like the pic' date=' that's dan, right?[/quote']

 

Indeed, I think so. Well sorry I can't help.

Mimixxx' date=' I got a question..who are this boys in your ava?? :D :D[/quote']

 

Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal. From Brokeback Mountain :D

 

I must go and see that movie :) what do you think of it?

:kiss: :kiss:

 

could it be any bigger?

does anyone remember who put those HQ pcs from talk shooting that was on coldplayer too, maybe that person could do it!!

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It was firthy - I think. She got 'em from LJ.

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