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My mom loves STEVEN SEAGAL!!

MAFE
in The Lounge

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Steven Seagals tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever.

 

Steven Seagal does not sleep. He waits.

 

 

Steven Seagal is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

 

 

The chief export of Steven Seagal is pain.

 

 

If you can see Steven Seagal, he can see you. If you can't see Steven Seagal, you may be only seconds away from death.

 

 

Steven Seagal has counted to infinity. Twice.

 

 

Steven Seagal does not hunt because the word hunting implies

the probability of failure. Steven Seagal goes killing.

 

 

Steven Seagal blood type is AK+. Ass-Kicking Positive. It is compatible only with heavy construction equipment, tanks, and fighter jets.

 

 

Steven Seagal is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.

 

 

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Steven Seagal, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.

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WTF Ren??? :(

what is wrong with our moms??

mine loves sylvester stallone :P :P

Mafe.. tell you mom this.. --> :stunned: POR QUE SENORA!!! PORQUE!!!!!!

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And what about the Governator??? :lol:

:lol: :lol:

 

i guess they were sex symbols in their time

 

but now?? yuk

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MWahahahha Cammu!!! :lol:

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I prefer the Hoff :sick:

MWahahahha Cammu!!! :lol:

 

 

 

wakala!!! que feos!!!! lol

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That's no feos Cammu...is asqueroso :laugh1:

*goes blind (by choice)*

luismiiiiiiii

 

love the first part of his career,when he did all the love songs by armando manzanero

 

i don't like him any more

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:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

mejor esta este..

 

lm1.jpg

 

 

eewww...Luismi with his ugly fucking songs!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: aye Mafe! You crack me up..... he's cute!! I liked him during the 'romances' stuff.. now he is ugh!

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Romances??? yeah right....he can fuck up the romance with any of his songs!! :sick:

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I know Cammu!!!! :D

 

What about Marc Anthony?? that's more disgusting!!

oh yeah, I am soooo disappointed in him. I love his voice.. pero foooooooo!! Ja no me gusta.

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Not even his voice... eewww :sick:

 

look at his face....AND HIS WIFE :disappointed:

gawd my mum loves that Denzel Washington guy ... +_+

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