Oooooh - someone sounds jealous!!! ;)

 

Whoever's maid she is, she must be cleaning something right!

I created the maid theory and will make her whom ever's fucking maid I chose and I say she's Gwyneth's. :angry: Why won't this fucking thread die!

Hee hee - because we still don't know for SURE that he's not married with triplets hidden away somewhere!

 

We're keeping it alive to tease you, Texaslovesjonny ;)

Did you not see Jonny on Wossy? When he asked who had kids, Jon was REAL quick to say no.

Yep, Angie has the copyright to the maid and I have it on the cousin.

 

*stops posting to make thread die*

I'm only teasing you. He'd be pretty damn sneaky to have kept triplets a secret! She could be pregnant though ;) ;)

If she is, that damn Christopher Martin has been busy. Knocking up his woman and her maid. Shame on him!

shes not pregnant !!! thats bullocks :(

Oh the scandal! But it could be one happy family - Jonny, who's married to Chloe and loves Chris, who's married to Gwyneth and loves Jonny... everyone's happy!!

Well, honestly...do we not all love Chris?

 

EDIT

 

Did I say that out loud?

Now if Jonny wants to marry Chrissy and adopt a zillion kids, I support that 100%. :D

Oh but the poor maid! I think I prefer the happy family ending :)

 

Adopting a zillion kids makes me think of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt... argh...

In Bradgelina's dreams they will ever be as hot as Jonny and Chrissy.:whatever:

Now if Jonny wants to marry Chrissy and adopt a zillion kids' date=' I support that 100%. :D[/quote']

 

amen !! :P

Now if Jonny wants to marry Chrissy and adopt a zillion kids' date=' I support that 100%. :D[/quote']*makes self available for adoption* :rolleyes:

^I was just about to say that. Anytime Chris, Jonny?

Hee hee - I just found this version of the Jonny and Chloe photo - jonny looks really shifty (or drunk!) !!! I think he's pouting at someone - got to be Chris ;)

 

(Not letting thread die-MUWAAHAHAHAHAH*cough*)

 

I DEMAND MORE PICTURES DAMMIT!!!! thank you! :D

Did you not see Jonny on Wossy? When he asked who had kids' date=' Jon was REAL quick to say no.[/quote']

 

Erm, what show again? :huh:

Jonathan Ross interview

Haha... that pic's hilarious.

 

I love your avi, funkymunky. :laugh4:

Thanks Angie ;)

Guy and Joanna were supposedly sweethears from high school and they only got married a few years ago so unfortunately I'm not sure that logic works with these boys! :laugh4:

 

Don't worry - I kinda like Chloe too (Despite being a jonny lover)!:)

I bet the one who said they were sweethearts from high school was Joanna.

I dare to say she was really in love with him but he couldn't careless about her....he just wanted to play bass and he used to dream all day about a cool brazilian girl pretty similar to myself. He is still searching for her. I know. I can feel.

And hello. I'm here GUY :bigcry:

 

Apparently he was! Ladies all over the globe! It's always the shy ones! :laugh4:

So I guess guy is the angel. Cause he seems to be the drrty one.

:laugh4:

you may saaaaay I'm a dreamer....but I'm not the only one :sneaky: