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Jonny's married! (UPDATE-SEE EDIT!)

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Danielle Buckland... yup - it has a certain ring to it ;) :)

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Hate to break it to you, guys. But this wasn't an April Fools joke. I'm actually married to Jonny. Chloe is an alias.....

I can't believe I'm saying this.. but that does sound better! :stunned: :laugh4:

 

:p

Psh, you wanna take this outside?!

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Bitch, you got some problems?!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

lmfao just kidding love you LMFAO!

Ouhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

 

 

wait, WAIT, WAIT!

 

 

 

 

 

 

Let me go buy my skittles first :laugh4: :p

jonny would just love this - all these ladies fighting over his hand in marriage!

 

Why why why did this man have to fall in love and settle down!?! Surely with all these ladies fighting over him he would have done the decent thing and stayed single! ;)

How long have they been going out? Does anyone know?

jonny would just love this - all these ladies fighting over his hand in marriage!

 

Why why why did this man have to fall in love and settle down!?! Surely with all these ladies fighting over him he would have done the decent thing and stayed single! ;)

 

as well as the other 3 guys...:laugh4:

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How long have they been going out? Does anyone know?

 

 

 

Um..... well the pictures from the Silvia premier are at least from 2003ish. So probably 2002 or 2001.......:(

 

 

 

There is no hope.

How long have they been going out? Does anyone know?

 

The Evening Standard article said they'd been living together for three years - or been together for three years, can't remember which- and that was at least six months to a year ago when that article was published. So I'm thinking coming up to four years, at a minimum?

 

Apparently she went to school with Guy and his wife so maybe she has known jonny for longer.

That's it. We're taking this to Jerry.

 

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(but if they dress up as The Nappies they'll fit in better)

I posted about it a while back. I met a girl who went to school in Canterbury (not Guy's school). When I found out where she was from I asked her if she had known Guy. She hadn't met him but knew of him and had known of Joanna. She also said that Jonny's girlfriend had been at their school too.

 

HOWEVER, this girl could have been making it up as I only met her once - one of those friend of friend things. But I don't see why she would make up something like about Jonny's girlfriend/wife as it is kind of random.

^i didn't know she went to same school as guy....

 

lucky bitches :laugh4:

 

 

I know! Maybe she is his high-school sweetheart... :idea2:

 

 

Damn it! There is no hope now!:stunned:

 

 

Well as long he doesn't change, then it's all good with me..:sick:

 

 

 

 

Can I go cry now? :laugh4: I'm gonna go kill myself if he won't marry me!:angry: :laugh4: Okay, I shouldn't joke like that..:thinking:

oh yes, I remember that thread.

well..joanna is a good friend, huh....i'd love to have a friend who could introduce me to cool guys like jonny...

Bah! I bet they are all bastards in person! Except Johnny of course :p

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm just kidding, don't kill me :laugh4: I think I need to stop with the skittles now, so where is the show? The girls left already?

I know! Maybe she is his high-school sweetheart... :idea2:

 

 

Damn it! There is no hope now!:stunned:

 

 

Well as long he doesn't change, then it's all good with me..:sick:

 

 

 

 

Can I go cry now? :laugh4: I'm gonna go kill myself if he won't marry me!:angry: :laugh4: Okay, I shouldn't joke like that..:thinking:

 

:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

 

calm down....they're not married (yet).

i mean....he has been dating her for 4 years and haven't propposed her yet? it sounds optimistic for me :laugh4: :laugh4:

 

 

 

 

my god, i'm so mean...and i kinda like chloe(ok, don't kill me jonny lovers although i'll kill you all if you say the same about joanna ¬¬)

Don't worry - Canterbury is a long way from Mold so I doubt they were highschool sweethearts! :)

 

Jonny has had other girlfriends in the past so they can't have got together too soon after high school. It's possible they've known each other for ages but I reakon they've only been together or living together for 3-4 years, as the newspaper said.

 

The paper said he had put his Icelandic double-dating days (!) behind him and settled down with Chloe.

he had put his Icelandic double-dating days

 

WHOA!:stunned:

and he looked so...so...:angel: for me....

maybe he is the lady's man :laugh4:

:laugh4: :laugh4: :laugh4:

 

calm down....they're not married (yet).

i mean....he has been dating her for 4 years and haven't propposed her yet? it sounds optimistic for me :laugh4: :laugh4:

 

 

 

 

my god, i'm so mean...and i kinda like chloe(ok, don't kill me jonny lovers although i'll kill you all if you say the same about joanna ¬¬)

 

Guy and Joanna were supposedly sweethears from high school and they only got married a few years ago so unfortunately I'm not sure that logic works with these boys! :laugh4:

 

Don't worry - I kinda like Chloe too (Despite being a jonny lover)!:)

WHOA!:stunned:

and he looked so...so...:angel: for me....

maybe he is the lady's man :laugh4:

 

Apparently he was! Ladies all over the globe! It's always the shy ones! :laugh4: But not anymore, he's "settled" now after getting together with Chloe, which is nice as I guess it shows that she is special to him.

Bah..

 

 

 

*has lost words to say* :laugh4:

 

 

No, it's allright with me if he got married.....with her:uneasy:

 

 

 

I really doubt he will get married though... I can see right through you Johnny:wink3: :P

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