I jz copied this from other board :P

1)Nice legs,what time do they open

2)Baby,ur legs must be tired coz u've been running in my dreams all nite

3)If ur right legs is xmas,n ur left is thank-giving,can i see you between the holidays?

4)Do u believe in love at 1st sight,coz if not i can walk past u again

5)Let's play war baby,you run all over me and i'll blow ur head off

 

So.....do ya guyz have anything good :lol: :P

Yay, great thread! I have a txt file with 500 pick up lines, but i'll not post all of em. Here are some of my favs:

 

Excuse me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I please borrow yours?

 

Is your daddy a thief? Then who stole the sparkle of the stars and put them into your eyes?

 

Do you have a boyfriend? No?! Well do you want one? Oh, you do? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come talk to me!

 

You know, you might be asked to leave soon. You're making the other women look really bad.

 

Hi, do you dig guys who use cheesy pick up lines?

 

That's amazing! You're eyes are the exact same color as my porsche!

 

Hey, I'm writing a love letter to you, how exactly do you spell BEAUTIFUL?

 

Hey, I'm in a rock band!

 

How are you? ["Fine"] Darn right you are..

 

Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.

 

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

 

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a date with me!

 

Hey, you’re the cosine of an isosolece triangle and i’m a tangent on the same side of the transversal!

ahahah..I started a thread like that on the other board..ahah

 

when I remember a few I'll post em..

Man, i've heard so many....they're all pretty lame.. :shrug: :D

ahahahha i loved the one about" can i see you in between holidays" jaja

ok i stole this from the other boards thread, but this one would work on me i think its sweet -

 

"Excuse me, but could you do that again, what you've just done?"

 

"What was that?"

 

"Smile for me the way you did earlier."

OH

Hi, My name is MILK! I"LL DO YOUR BODY GOOD!

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAH

"No, there is no wallet in my pockt"

no pickup lines!!! :twisted: .....ive been slapped to often!!! :roll:

"I've lost my phone number, can I have yours?" :shock:

 

or..

 

someone walks past you, hands u a piece of paper with their phone no. on it, says "you dropped this"..and walks off :shock:

lets go to my place and do the things ill tell everyone we did anyway :P :roll:

lets go to my place and do the things ill tell everyone we did anyway :P :roll:

 

you see thats when you get slapped! tee hee

ill cook you dinne if you cook me breakfast :P :roll:

one of the few that has worked.....in fact one of the few ive really used....my friends bet that I wouldnt be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room...want to buy some drinks with their money? hehe :roll: :)

"Hey Amanda nobody is here tonight... OK... See you in 20 minutes..."

 

That one, that always seems to work for me.

omg!

lmao

but there is some truth in that statement..... 8)

hey!! l LOVE those pants..they'd look really nice on my floor!!

 

:roll: thats another..l dont really know many cuz l dont use em lol :shrug:

Here's the pick-up line of an Irish farmer: Why hello there lassie, and tell me, would you like to be buried with my people? :o

but there is some truth in that statement..... 8)

 

:lol: :lol:

Here's the pick-up line of an Irish farmer: Why hello there lassie' date=' and tell me, would you like to be buried with my people? :o[/quote']

 

LOL :o shame!!! :P

The guy says to the girl - "Got any Irish in you"

 

The girl says to the guy - "No"

 

The guy says to the girl - "Would you like some?"

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

*note: Girl then punches guy in the face.

 

I've never used this one myself, but it is what my mate used to get his current girldfriend!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

this is a real tacky one, but..

ur eyes are like spanners, they tighten my nuts!!