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The "Peter Crouch dancing & singing" appreciation thread

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Well today he did it especially for Prince Willy!!:rolleyes:

There once was a striker named Crouch,

Who on the pitch wasn't a slouch.

He thrilled all the nation

With his dance celebration,

But will he be left on the "couch"?? :rolleyes:

'wasn't a slouch' ?! ... Mark' date=' i don't think i've seen a slower player.[/quote']

 

You need to check your dictionary!:P

"Slouch" has nothing to do with speed unless you say something like "He's a slouch at running". :cool:

Slouch: Slang. An awkward, lazy, or inept person: good at chess and no slouch at bridge, either.

 

Peter Crouch is actually quite skilful, as it happens!;)

ahh ok. lol no i agree he isn't too lazy, hes a decent player, not sure if he is really really every going to be that good but he is decent.

ahh ok. lol no i agree he isn't too lazy' date=' hes a decent player, not sure if he is really really every going to be that good but he is decent.[/quote']

 

Fair enough! :cool:

I wonder why he didn't dance after the penalty kick yesterday... :laugh4:

I wonder why he didn't dance after the penalty kick yesterday... :laugh4:

 

It didn't matter.:smug:

It didn't matter.:smug:

 

 

yeah... if only Jamaica was in the world cup... :uhoh:

yeah... if only Jamaica was in the world cup... :uhoh:

 

Paraguay, Trinidad & Tobago and Sweden will all go down the same way!

It's inevitable!!:smug:

I wonder why he didn't dance after the penalty kick yesterday... :laugh4:

 

 

but he did it before :p

Aww OMG his robot is the best. He rocks at dancing I hope he scores lots of goals so I can see his dance over and over.

why's he dancing like a fuckin robot??

 

here's the answer :)

http://www.mardy-bum.com

I think his dancing is pretty cool. Livens England up a bit if nothing else :rolleyes:

Seriously that move was stole from the faceman. That was a move the faceman used to use many a time at the daisy feild back in the day, remember that faceman?

I'm fucking gutted, I've being doing that goal celebration for the past year. Fair enough I'm a defender so it doesn't happen that ofton. But that's beside the point, people are gonna think that I'm copying that gangly twat now.

:dozey:

 

is this board filled with freaks?

:dozey:

 

is this board filled with freaks?

 

It is now you've joined it. Change your title to "HEADLESS PRICK!"

:dozey:

 

is this board filled with freaks?

 

Why the hostlity? my fellow coldplayers and I don't much care for your tone fine sir. Please attempt to construct some more positive posts.

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